Empty Girlfriend

I know we say this every week but this week is truly a special episode. This week we have the best comedy writer in Denver (according to Christie, so you know its true), Brad Galli! If you haven't heard of him it's because he hung up the mic over a year ago. In an attempt to get him back Empty Girlfriend sits down with Brad to talk about his break-up with comedy and what life looks like without the lights and sting of the stage. Please enjoy one of the funniest people in Denver, and god damn it Galli, come back! Check out Galli's tweets on the most un-beloved teams in the MLB on twitter @bradicalgalli. Enjoy little babies! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:13am MDT

We are razzled & dazzled to bring the Empty Girlfriends BACK TOGETHER AGAIN IN COLORADO IN THE FLESH! Love brought Haley back to D-town from L.A. (for a beautiful wedding::Sam & Emily Tallent-Oprish! Congrats!) And there's no better time to bring you one of the founding Pussy Posse members, and one of Denver's finest stand-up comics, originally from L.A., and now all over Colorado & National Comedy stages, we bring you Janae Burris!! We get real deep with Miss Burris this week as we get into the topics of being trapped in a toxic relationship in hopes you'll be able to fix it, long undercover Lady break-ups, and an obscure sexual fantasy that will leaving your reevaluating what sex & fantasies even mean. Catch Janae at The Comedy Works Downtown, The Improv, all over the country hitting up big Comedy Festivals, get her Pussy Posse shows in your google calendar & follow her on Twitter & instagram at @negativenegro and follow her on Facebook for show updates. We're in love with you! Enjoy the giggles & tears!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:53pm MDT

This week we have a very special episode for you eg-fers. We are excited to celebrate the marriage of two previous guests this week; Sam Tallent and Emiliy Oprish! Your Empty Girlfriends finally worked to bring two people together, not tear them apart! Listen to how EG helped to encourage an engagement, enjoy some of our favorite comics as they talk about marriage, and get a few stories from Christie's Grandparents up top regarding their weddings. Listen up! This is probably the most adorable episode we will ever do. To Sam and Emily: I hope your kids stumble across this one day and smile about how their parents love each other even more now than you did back then.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:37am MDT

This week we had the honor and the pleasure of getting down, deep & dirty with the one & only THE Grandma of comedy, the lovely Caitlin Gill as seen on Flophouse on Viceland, the Oddball Comedy Tour, the Outside Lands Festival, SF Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival just to name a few. Caitlin is a proud cat owner, a hilarious L.A. based comedian crusher, and she gets real vulnare erable real fast and we, as eternal Empty Girlfriends, EAT IT UP! And we know you will too. We talk self-image and self-talk, and learning to be with people who respect you for who you and who you want to be. Make sure to follow Caitlin on Twitter at @ROBOTCAITLIN and at Instagram at @caitlinistall vist her website here: www.caitlingillcomedy.com and check out her show CRABAPPLES with Bobcat Goldhwait every Tuesday at 10pm at the Hollywood Improv Lab! Open your hearts and put in the earbuds, lovers!
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:54am MDT

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