Empty Girlfriend

Your Empty Galpals are delivering a legit treat to you ear-buds, your mind's eye & your heart's aorta, this week Los Angeles comedian Erin Lampart is here to bring your weary li'l hearts some Christmas Cheer & heap loads o' ooey gooey love advice. Erin started with a 5 year relationship then weaned her way to 3 and almost got eaten my empty void of the often loveless Los Angeles dating scene for 6 years -- only to come out TRIUMPHANT with "the one"<3 She fucking did it. She's the definition of joy & her presence is overwhelmingly hopeful and full of life. Enjoy this gift! THERE NO WAY YOU CAN'T IF YOU JUST GIVE *CHRISTMAS A CHANCE! And by *Christmas, we mean the Love Light of Lampart (which may in fact be BETTER than Christmas *oh shit!*) We love you. You're gonna love Erin. Follow her on Twitter & instagram at @ThatsSoLampy and if you're in L.A. catch her weekly show 'Sauce' at DeSano Pizza for a goddamn dope-ass show. 

Direct download: EG_ErinLampy_v1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:37pm MST

Haley (EG Mommy) & Christie (EG Daddy) sometimes have difficulty finding the time to Podcast together in the midst of killing both the Denver & Los Angeles comedy scenes, so this week Mommy hosts solo with our guest. Haley managed to grab the self-proclaimed "King of Open Mics & the Aquatics section of the Petco on Hollywood & Western" DARRELL DIBLER again to talk one-on-one about finding love despite the dangers of flirting and pregnancy, how to express subtle love-confessions over the internet, and Darrell gives Haley a real come-to-Jesus moment with his own rendition of the Empty Girlfriend Podcast SANS HALEY. Enjoy the endless weirdness that is Darrell Dibler & please do get a head-start on getting your restraining order if you see him loitering around your neighborhood a little too often. Follow him on Twitter at @diblerdarrell, feel free to add him on Facebook, and he always loves a personal e-mail check-in or b-day party invite via e-mail at darrelldibler@aol.com <3 Much love to you Empty Gals & Guys & Everything in-between.

Direct download: EGFDarrellDiblerpt2_FINAL.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:37pm MST

This week on Empty Girlfriend we have an extra special import from the south comedian, Mike Hawkburns, to melt your hearts with his southern drawl. On this episode we talk about what it means to be Memphis as fuck, we talk about moving to another state for a relationship, and we talk about breaking up in the midst of a comedy festival. Due to tech diffies Haley shows up in the middle to put the cherry on top of a pretty sweet episode. Follow Mike on social media @mrmikehawkburns. This episode will make you catch feels and set your loins ablaze. Enjoy!

Direct download: MyCockBurns_Mixdown_1.output.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:01pm MST

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