Empty Girlfriend (comedy)

DAMN this week's episode got HOLY with our utterly adorable, totally hilarious and GENUINE GOOD GUY guest, John Tole! A new Denver transplant, yet an old Denver Comedy friend, the hilarious comedian John Tole takes the Empty Girlfriends on an epic journey through finding the LITERAL FUCKING "ONE" via faith & trust. WHAT?!? Then we top it off by helping a woman compassionately open the horizons of her marriage after an experiment with a threesome that had her husband wondering, "Do I like the D a little TOO much...?" And finally, Empty GF Mommy (Haley) returns after a long heartbreak hiatus & couldn't be happier to be scream-laughing with EGF Daddy (Buches) again. <3 Check out John Tole's newest comedy album (of 5!) on iTunes or SoundCloud: 'Preexisting Condition' XOXOXO

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:08pm MDT

New Denver transplant, Mike Stanley, is finally off the road and into the Empty Girlfriend Podcastuary. Today we talk about what love is like for a traveling comedian. We touch on the dangers of breaking up at Burning Man and we hear about one of the craziest tinder wins of all time. Follow Mike on twitter @MikeStanley1 and check him out on The Food Network on Food: Fact or Fiction? Enjoy, BBs!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am MDT

Hot out of the Sexpot podcastuary we have the official winner of the 2017 Comedy Works New Faces Contest Harris Alterman! We sit down and talk with one of Denver's best up and coming comedians about long distance relationships, making time for love in comedy, and we decide when its best to make your girlfriend homeless. Christie is going through a lot of ambiguous emotions during this episode and Harris avoids them like Tom Cruise in a laser maze. Sorry for the break, but EG is back and we can't wait for you to listen. Enjoy! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:41pm MDT

On this episode of Empty Girlfriend we are so excited to bring you KS1075 Radio Personality Rosa Jad! This bitch right here is the most motivating person I have ever met. She knows what she wants and in this episode she will tell you all about it. Rosa talks about working up the ranks of the radio station by being a "yes man". She teaches Christie how to play the game and she gives some amazing insight on what its like to be a modern Muslim woman in America. I LOVE THIS EPISODE AND YOU WILL TOO! Check out Rosa every weekday on KS1075 and follow her on twitter @rosa_jad!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:27am MDT

EG is finally back!!! And we are bringing NY's best mountain man Brett Hiker, to the podcastuary. Colorado Native, Brett Hiker is the host of the travelling drinking game Comedians Power Hour and we are happy to get him on the pod to talk about Polyamory, huge hogs, and the secret mental powers of Viagra! Follow Brett online @BrettHiker to catch him rolling around the USA in his drunk wagon. Enjoy babies! We're glad to be back! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:19am MDT

This week we have the hilarious Aubrey Jacobowitz visiting the mile high from LA! In this episode we check on our new Empty Girlfriends Aubrey and Haley and we discuss what it takes to be recruited into the Vagina Vigilantes. Other topics include figuring out how to make money without leaving your bed as well as how difficult it is to date when you're a very sexual but very sick bitch. Join us in our post Crom Festival hangovers and fill up on empty! Follow Aubrey @femmist on twitter and find her at shows all over LA! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:54am MDT

EGF Co-Host/Mommy Haley is now more empty and less of a girlfriend than ever. This episode takes you & EGF Daddy (Christie) through her recent journey from being sexually assaulted two month ago, her stay at an Acute Psych Ward in Los Angeles, her biggest break-up yet, being diagnosed with Bi-Polar disorder, discovering the disease of alcoholism within, and the lead-up to shaving her head (and her brief "I-Am-A-Tiger" phase). It's a very intimate conversation freckled with intermittent outbursts of laughter throughout, leaning on humor as a coping mechanism as per the EGF usual. We hope Haley's self-care path gives you some inspiration to continue along your own, to speak up, or at least laugh into that empty void for little while together. We love you from the bottom our weird, winding, wistful hearts. Suffer with dignity, we are warriors of compassion.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:44pm MDT

This week we have Mommy EGF (Haley) and her best friend from the college bagel shop years, Miss Cheryl Grace Williams! This episode is FRAUGHT with giggles and CONTROVERSY, but mostly big booming maniacal laughter. Cheryl and Haley have known each other for about 10 years and their bizarre humor and love make this ep is chillingly sleep-overy. We get into the Matrix REAL QUICK and the deep issues behind the men we love and the shitty music they may like. Haley and Cheryl also confide in your sweet EGFer's earhole the HORRIBLE incident Haley put themselves through while having a supposedly "lovely" walk on the beach when an old school racial slur crept it's way into the oceanside conversation. Enjoy this episode hopefully half as much as Haley & Cheryl enjoy each other (THEY'RE LOVE IS SICKENING AND IMMORTAL). Cheryl is a dope-ass chef and her music choice is CHOICE as fuck. Note: the term "FUCKASS" is a term of endearment. We love you!! More than you NEED OR COULD EVER WANT. XOXOXO

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:13am MDT

WE'RE BAAACK and the Empty Girlfriends (me & Christie Buchele) bring you the SEXY, INSPIRING, F-ING LOVELY comedy producer of Broke LA, and true Queen B of our EGF guests, Chelsea Quinn! Chelsea gets down & dirty explaining what a "break-over/make-over" is, how she found comedy through her love-life, the path of deciding to stick around long after she lost that loving feeling, and how Queen B(eyonce) guided her through her last & longest break-up with her BEYOND PHENOMENAL visual album, 'Lemonade'. Please check out Chelsea on Twitter at @chelofthesea (she's a twitter personality, trust us) as well as instagram, same handle. Stay posted on all her upcoming projects and enjoy this episode, EG-fers! We're in LOVE with you! <3 <3 <3

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:08am MDT

This month we have the amazing Denver comedian, Stephanie McHugh (Nick@Night Funniest Mom in America). Stephanie has been a long time listener and we are so stoked to finally get her on the pod. We get right into it, talking about everything from the sad places where comedy starts to the miscommunication in love languages! Stephanie is one part producer of Mental-Pause and a regular down at Comedy Works. You can buy tickets for her next show on April 25th HERE. Follow Stephanie on twitter @stephaneeMcHugh. Enjoy, Babies!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:23pm MDT

FRESH HEARTBREAK, FRESH OFF THE EMPTY GRILL, EGF TEAM! Come and get it! BEFORE IT HEALS!!! This week's episode is just as juicy as it is tender, in EVERY definition of those words. Christie hopped on a jet-plane and B-lined it to her long, lost, and ONLY true love, Haley (OF COURSE), and they swiftly swept up the unassuming & wonderfully hilarious L.A.-based comedian, Richard Bain, into their scary EGF white van, and took him to Haley's make-shift podcastuary to PODCAST IRL WITH HIS FRESH HEARTACHE TOTALLY EXPOSED right outside of his very manly CHEST. He was, to be frank, an absolute delight. And a pandora's box of lovely honesty. He no-holds-barred in letting us into his tumultuous (and sexy) love journey, and we'll forever be grateful for that. TAKE THIS SWEET, FANTASTIC, FUNNY-as-F*CK MAN INTO YOUR LOVING ARMS! And follow his comedy while you're at it! It's truly a transformative experience -- Twitter & instagram: @DickBain  We love you. We're sorry we're not sorry, so deal with it. XOXOXOXOXO

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:10pm MDT

We had the wonderful, charming, sweetheart that's quite well known at Comedy Works, particularly from the New Talent night which he runs weekly and, of course, his own hilarious stand-up comedy, which he performs there & throughout Colorado regularly. He resists the title "gate-keeper" to comedy works, but he's a humble gentleman & we had a downright lovely time getting to explore his heart. Listen up to one of the wisest Empty Guests we've had on the pod yet! It's never too late to get in too deep!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:10pm MDT

Episode 91: Randy M. Washington

This very special episode features not only a true gentleman & incredible musician, but a genuinely SEXY Cherub Baby Body Boi, Empty GF's & BF's. We bring you the Los Angeles-based badass of pxlman (@pxlman), the lead singer of the Munich (or Berlin)-based & beloved band, Total Ghost and a frequent guest at the show Everybody's Great at the Hollywood Improv, originally via Denver, RANDY M. WASHINGTON! The Empty Galpals have been good friends with Randy for a long time back in their Colorado stomping grounds, but as you know, the details get far deeper during the slumber party dream/nightmare that is Empty Girlfriend (AND IT WAS DOPE!) Randy is a sweet angel and a rare gentleman in a dwindling world of rare gents. LEARN LOVE FROM HIM & LISTEN TO HIS WONDERFUL MUSIC! Please. Goddamnit! https://soundcloud.com/pxlman <3 xoxo

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:46pm MDT

We, the Empty Girlfriends, always develop a li'l crush on every single one of our guests <3 and ADMITTEDLY, we do try to RESIST (to remain EMPTY gf's 4 life) but SOME of our guests get right to the center of our heart strings, and say HELLO "Love is real. DUH!" This just so happened with our wonderful guest, L.A. based Comedian, Fellow Podcaster (Me & Paranormal You), 100% sweetheart-weirdo RYAN SINGER. The giggle-count is deadly on this episode team, and the vulnerability is at full-thrusters. Buckle yo seat-belts & hold on to yo butts (unless u nasty, that is) WE LOVE YOU! ALWAYS! Follow Ryan <3 Twitter & instagram: @RySing SEE HIM & BUY HIS ALBUMS TOOOO <3 ryansingercomedy.com XOXO

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:40pm MDT

Episode 89: William Montgomery

This week we have Memphis born, Denver comedian William Montgomery. William brings his insanity to the Empty Girlfriend podcast in the most delightful way. This week we discuss the dangers of porn, we find one positive to dating another comic, and we discuss the intense pains of being "ghosted" on. Finally, through all his banter William imparts some of the best advice the Empty Girlfriends have ever heard. Follow William on facebook and check out his show Talk Showdown at Voodoo Comedy Playhouse. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:06am MDT

This is the re-release no one wanted. We are so grateful for this amazing conversation with the wonderful Heather Snow. Please enjoy her comedy and her amazingly strong spirit.

 

Original Description: We are VERY excited to bring to you the lovely voice of one of Empty Girlfriend's & Denver's strongest & most beautiful friends and dearest comedians, Heather Snow! Heather had a helluva year starting a brand new relationship while also getting the news broken to her that she had Leukemia. We've been following Heather closely & adamantly supporting her #fuckcancer updates on facebook, and this week we listened in awe as she described undergoing intensive chemo treatment while ALSO maintaining a brand new relationship (holy CRAP what a BADASS) So join Christie, Haley and the incredible Miss Snow for a delightful episode and help us laugh in cancer's stupid face. Follow Heather on Twitter & instagram @sixfeetofsnow

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:03am MDT

Your Empty Galpals are delivering a legit treat to you ear-buds, your mind's eye & your heart's aorta, this week Los Angeles comedian Erin Lampart is here to bring your weary li'l hearts some Christmas Cheer & heap loads o' ooey gooey love advice. Erin started with a 5 year relationship then weaned her way to 3 and almost got eaten my empty void of the often loveless Los Angeles dating scene for 6 years -- only to come out TRIUMPHANT with "the one"<3 She fucking did it. She's the definition of joy & her presence is overwhelmingly hopeful and full of life. Enjoy this gift! THERE NO WAY YOU CAN'T IF YOU JUST GIVE *CHRISTMAS A CHANCE! And by *Christmas, we mean the Love Light of Lampart (which may in fact be BETTER than Christmas *oh shit!*) We love you. You're gonna love Erin. Follow her on Twitter & instagram at @ThatsSoLampy and if you're in L.A. catch her weekly show 'Sauce' at DeSano Pizza for a goddamn dope-ass show. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:37pm MDT

Haley (EG Mommy) & Christie (EG Daddy) sometimes have difficulty finding the time to Podcast together in the midst of killing both the Denver & Los Angeles comedy scenes, so this week Mommy hosts solo with our guest. Haley managed to grab the self-proclaimed "King of Open Mics & the Aquatics section of the Petco on Hollywood & Western" DARRELL DIBLER again to talk one-on-one about finding love despite the dangers of flirting and pregnancy, how to express subtle love-confessions over the internet, and Darrell gives Haley a real come-to-Jesus moment with his own rendition of the Empty Girlfriend Podcast SANS HALEY. Enjoy the endless weirdness that is Darrell Dibler & please do get a head-start on getting your restraining order if you see him loitering around your neighborhood a little too often. Follow him on Twitter at @diblerdarrell, feel free to add him on Facebook, and he always loves a personal e-mail check-in or b-day party invite via e-mail at darrelldibler@aol.com <3 Much love to you Empty Gals & Guys & Everything in-between.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:37pm MDT

This week on Empty Girlfriend we have an extra special import from the south comedian, Mike Hawkburns, to melt your hearts with his southern drawl. On this episode we talk about what it means to be Memphis as fuck, we talk about moving to another state for a relationship, and we talk about breaking up in the midst of a comedy festival. Due to tech diffies Haley shows up in the middle to put the cherry on top of a pretty sweet episode. Follow Mike on social media @mrmikehawkburns. This episode will make you catch feels and set your loins ablaze. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:01pm MDT

This week we have the loveliest of the lovelies & the feistiest of feisty, hilarious Denver comedian RACHEL WEEKS! We get down & nasty about what to do in the work place when sexual harassment starts showing it's gross head, how to inform those who aren't fully aware of Feminism as an important reality, and we ease into letting your true love walk into your life with ease. Rachel is becoming big real fast in the comedy world so be sure to follow her on Twitter & instagram at @rachelgweeks and catch her incredible comedy with the Pussy Bros. comedy shows in Denver and throughout the Colorado comedy scene (and beyond) Stay strong & keep loving EGF'fers. We love you so much.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:06pm MDT

This week we bring you another compilation of our favorite segment Obscure Sexual Fantasies with some of our favorite past guests! This episode features an OSF from Justine Marino (@JustineMachine), Greg Baumhauer (@GBaumhauer), Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald, Amber Tozer (@ambertozer) check out her new book Sober Stick Figure here, and Adrian Mesa (@mesadilla)! If you haven't listened to EG before this is a great place to start! Be careful, might be too sexy.

 


We take care of your emotional questions but check out our sponsors latitudefinancialatemptygirlfriend.com to get all your money questions answered!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:18am MDT

Episode 83: Clare O'Kane

This week we have LA sweetheart, and Denver favorite Clare O'Kane! We discuss how to survive and stay positive in a new city and we discuss the C-word at LENGTH. You can check out Clare on twitter @babysfirstgun and on the first season of Flophouse on Viceland. Check out Clare's upcoming shows on her website. Enjoy Clare, we do! 

 

We take care of your emotional questions but check out our sponsors latitudefinancialatemptygirlfriend.com to get all your money questions answered! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

This week we have the wonderful/amazing/sensual Matthew Blood-Smyth! He's an old friend of ours and the majority of our previous guests, and we got into the NASTIEST of nasties in this episode. We discuss what you should do when your partner can't sleep in the same bed as you, what it's like to love in a murdery way, love languages in different languages, exploring Polyamory and Matthew delivers the heartiest obscure sexual fantasy yet. He's in Wide Eyed Productions show, "theMumblings," a dark comedy by Dan Kitrosser, directed by Kristin Skye Hoffmann, playing until October 8th! Matthew's one of the most talented actors we know, and one of the sexiest voices we've had on the Podcast yet. Enjoy this sweet, sexy baby listeners!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:38pm MDT

Christie & Haley have come a loooooong way with their Love & Relationships Podcast Empty Girlfriend, but they've come even further with their LOVE connection. It's said that absence makes the heart grow fonder, and that's exactly what happened when Haley moved to Los Angeles about 2 years ago, leaving Christie in Denver, CO. The Empty Gals have had to work on their long-distance romance skills, and although it's been no walk in the park, they've managed to let their hearts get fonder and fonder until they've become what they are now; a smoldering globule of one, unified heart blob. This is a compilation episode of all the new L.A. friends Haley and Christie have made along the long & windy road of their friendship via this podcast. We start with the last EGF in the Colorado Podcastuary with Chris Charpentier, then we follow Christie & Haley through Vegas while moving Haley to Hollywood, and feature wonderful L.A comedian guests Madison Davis, Darrell Dibler, Danielle Perez, Madison Shepard, Olivia Haidar, Kate Lindstet, Caitlin Gill, Rachele Friedland, James Fritz, Eric Dadourian, Miles K. Stenehjem and Katie Low Standberg. Enjoy EGF'ers! We live for you! And we love for ALL!! Thank you so much, everybody. <3

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:13pm MDT

In honor of our friend Jordan Wieleba who we will miss very much we decided to re-release her episode this week. This was our third episode ever recorded and our most listened to EG. Ironically, or maybe poetically, this is also the episode we were remembering Robin Williams at his passing. Thank you for taking the time to get to know an amazing person. 

Notes: We mentioned a song written for Jordan in our intro. That song can be heard here

Featured Music:

Earth Angel by The Penguins

Trans Soul Rebel by Against Me

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:39am MDT

The Empty Gals took a brief break, but that doesn't mean we've BROKEN UP! NEVER! We're back and firing on ALL love cylinders with our amazing guest, the one and only, John Novosad. Though most of us know him as, HIPPIEMAN! We got to chat with this beloved Comedy Works headliner, and cherished Boulder comedy guru about the intricasies involved with the expectations of marriage, keeping that long distance love connection going during road comedy touring, dealing with divorce, and the H-Man delivers another incredible Obscure Sexual Fantasy which trumps his seemingly untrumpable Obscure Sexual Fantasty from last year's Live Empty Girlfriend recording. Hippieman has won several Comedy comeptitions and has appeared on National Television on shows like The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Fall in love with him & catch him at the Comedy Works or the Boulder Comedy show sometime, he's the BEST. Twitter: @HippiemansPlan, website: hippieman.com

 

 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:00pm MDT

 
 
 
There's no way to prepare you for this week's episode, Empty Gals n' Guys...we took a journey into the deepest depths of emptiness with our guest & she saved us by screaming FRIENDSHIP into the void! Katie Low Strandberg is a phenomenal L.A. comedian and the beacon of light & joy that will rescue your heart. We venture into the intricate world of co-dependence & how to give & give and GIVE 'till it's all GONE with Miss Low. It only gets sillier & sillier from there. Follow Katie on Instagram & Twitter at @ktlowstrandberg & catch her mind-blowing one-woman show "Co-Dependence Day" next time she tours L.A.! Enjoy lovers & friends!
 
 
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:16am MDT

Prepare to free your mind & unleash your libedo on this week's tantalizing episode with Miles K Stenehjem! Miles is a hilarious Los Angeles based comedian via San Francisco who's TV show pilot 'Roygbiu' just got SOLD. HELL YES! This week we discuss the value of therapy & perspective for all genders, the weird & wonderful ways we all lead each other on (intentionally or not), and the cultural restraints of expressing love and connecting through sexuality. Follow Miles on Twitter, instagram & snapchat at @NotMilesK and look out for his Super Deluxe pilot! This kid's gonna be BIG baby! HOLLYWOOD BIG!!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:49pm MDT

We're going to break your heart open so you can finally taste the sweet piñata candies of true love this week with our wonderful, oh so sweet guest, the hilarious L.A. comedian Eric Dadourian! We get in deep with discussing the raging libedos & insatiable heartaches of our younger selves, the tricky sticky traps involved with being a serial monogamist, and what it means to be a service-dog lover. Follow this sweet baby on Twitter & instagram at @ericdadourian and catch his comedy as we travels the United States, sharing his joy with the world.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:23pm MDT

Is your heart aching for a giggle and a romantic sigh? Well we've got JUST what you're yearning for with our favorite teddy bear, lady lover man, comic genius James Fritz! We were beyond delighted to explore Mister Fritz's Empty Gal nature & he was BEYOND delightful. We'd invite him back to the EGF sleep-over ANY time because he took us on an unforgettable rollercoaster of vulnerability <3 Follow his incredible comedy at @fritzisdead on instagram at @jamesfritzcomic & make sure to catch one of his shows in L.A. or when he's touring in a city near you!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:07am MDT

Greetings Empty Girlfrienders! For our 75th episode we bring one of our most exciting friends out of the woodworks to talk life and love or lack thereof. This week Christie sits down with Josh Blue (Last Comic Standing, HBO, Comedy Central) to talk about enjoying the fruits of celebrity, ending a marriage amicably, and we explore what exactly happens at a Native American Pow-wow. Josh also has some hot tips on how to pick up women at the air port. Follow Josh @joshbluecomedy or check out his website for upcoming tour dates. Most importantly check out his new special 'DELETE' releasing digitally on July 26th! Enjoy! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:51am MDT

Surrender your sweet, gentle earbuds to the surprisingly bitting, yet disarmingly sweet, Rachele Friedland! This week's episode is a very intimate slumber-party-like conversation, just L.A. comedian Rachele & Haley in her L.A. apartment (since Mommy (Haley) & Daddy (Christie) can't see each other as much as they'd like due to their work schedules). Don't worry, Mommy & Daddy aren't getting a divorce. Rachele & Haley discuss divorce, expectations within relationships, when to say "I LOVE YOU AHHH I'M SORRY", and how to tell when you're being a BITCH or not -- it's a giggly good time (obviously channeling Christie's spirit energy). Enjoy the soothing sounds of the hilarious & charming, Rachele Friedland and follow her on Twitter at @Rachele_F and on instagram at @rachelefriedland WE LOVE TO LOVE LOVE!
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am MDT

I know we say this every week but this week is truly a special episode. This week we have the best comedy writer in Denver (according to Christie, so you know its true), Brad Galli! If you haven't heard of him it's because he hung up the mic over a year ago. In an attempt to get him back Empty Girlfriend sits down with Brad to talk about his break-up with comedy and what life looks like without the lights and sting of the stage. Please enjoy one of the funniest people in Denver, and god damn it Galli, come back! Check out Galli's tweets on the most un-beloved teams in the MLB on twitter @bradicalgalli. Enjoy little babies! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:13am MDT

We are razzled & dazzled to bring the Empty Girlfriends BACK TOGETHER AGAIN IN COLORADO IN THE FLESH! Love brought Haley back to D-town from L.A. (for a beautiful wedding::Sam & Emily Tallent-Oprish! Congrats!) And there's no better time to bring you one of the founding Pussy Posse members, and one of Denver's finest stand-up comics, originally from L.A., and now all over Colorado & National Comedy stages, we bring you Janae Burris!! We get real deep with Miss Burris this week as we get into the topics of being trapped in a toxic relationship in hopes you'll be able to fix it, long undercover Lady break-ups, and an obscure sexual fantasy that will leaving your reevaluating what sex & fantasies even mean. Catch Janae at The Comedy Works Downtown, The Improv, all over the country hitting up big Comedy Festivals, get her Pussy Posse shows in your google calendar & follow her on Twitter & instagram at @negativenegro and follow her on Facebook for show updates. We're in love with you! Enjoy the giggles & tears!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:53pm MDT

This week we have a very special episode for you eg-fers. We are excited to celebrate the marriage of two previous guests this week; Sam Tallent and Emiliy Oprish! Your Empty Girlfriends finally worked to bring two people together, not tear them apart! Listen to how EG helped to encourage an engagement, enjoy some of our favorite comics as they talk about marriage, and get a few stories from Christie's Grandparents up top regarding their weddings. Listen up! This is probably the most adorable episode we will ever do. To Sam and Emily: I hope your kids stumble across this one day and smile about how their parents love each other even more now than you did back then.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:37am MDT

This week we had the honor and the pleasure of getting down, deep & dirty with the one & only THE Grandma of comedy, the lovely Caitlin Gill as seen on Flophouse on Viceland, the Oddball Comedy Tour, the Outside Lands Festival, SF Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival just to name a few. Caitlin is a proud cat owner, a hilarious L.A. based comedian crusher, and she gets real vulnare erable real fast and we, as eternal Empty Girlfriends, EAT IT UP! And we know you will too. We talk self-image and self-talk, and learning to be with people who respect you for who you and who you want to be. Make sure to follow Caitlin on Twitter at @ROBOTCAITLIN and at Instagram at @caitlinistall vist her website here: www.caitlingillcomedy.com and check out her show CRABAPPLES with Bobcat Goldhwait every Tuesday at 10pm at the Hollywood Improv Lab! Open your hearts and put in the earbuds, lovers!
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:54am MDT

WARNING: It's our BIG 69th EPISODE EMPTY-EG-EFFERS!! We did it! We're a real love & relationships (and mental illness?) comedy podcast now! We celebrate with a contender for the Emptiest Girlfriend on the show, Los Angeles Stand-Up comedian Kate Lindstedt! She's so darn lovely & charming & awkward & hilarious it'll make you puke (in a fun way). In this episode we discuss the ebbing & flowing desires of wanting everybody to like you, how much others' perception of you actually matters and what makes somebody a picky dater or not. Follow Kate on Twitter at @kmlindstedt & catch her comedy all over Los Angeles!
 
 

 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:33am MDT

This week we bring you "one of the most mysterious men on the planet" as proclaimed by the Empty Girlfriends themselves. Very few things are certain about Zach Reinert, but what we do know is that he's a hilarious comedian from Omaha Nebraska, is now Denver-based, and that he's very loveable (despite the fact that he might also be a murderer). Zach's not used to talking about these kinds of things, so if you can hear uncomfort it will pierce your ears in this episode ♫ in the most delightful way ♫ Follow Zach on Twitter at @zachreinert03 & catch his shows!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:54am MDT

This week's episode is fraught with positive affirmations, coping mechanisms for dealing with rejection, the often tumultuous path of overcoming self-loathing and a crap ton of giggles in between; buckle up! Our wonderful guest, Olivia Haidar, enlightens the Empty Girlfriends with her insights on self-love, loving others, and the trials and tribulations of being a transgender comedian in Los Angeles. Her shining sense of humor & inspiring openness won us over immediately, and you're sure to be won as well. Follow her on Instagram & Twitter at @hitherehaidar and follow her Facebook for updates on her upcoming show! Enjoy babies!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:44am MDT

We are very honored to have fellow Westword Podcast award-winner and Pop Culture extraordinaire (not to mention badass DJ) Miss Taylor Gonda! Both the Empty Girlfriends have had the pleasure of being on her & Kevin O'Brien's amazing podcast These Things Matter (@TTM_Podcast) discussing why pop culture has changed our lives & now we grabbed Gonda for an incredible discussion on her ever-changing perspectives on love, sex and the sacred nature our cycles. We figured this would be the best time to have Taylor because this week is the These Things Matter Podcast's 4 year anniversary!!! Holy crap congratulations! Check out their live recording on Wednesday 4/13 @ 8pm at Buntport Theater ($5) & go to their Anniversary party on Friday 4/15 at 9pm ($7) at Syntax Physic Opera for an incredible time. Also make sure to follow sweet baby Taylor on Twtiter at @TaylorGonda & on Instagram at @shmayloresque.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:03am MDT

Uh-oh! Watch out! We're bringing you the deepest, manliest voice of one of Denver's most lovable men & comedians, Mister Steve Vanderploeg! We venture into when it's appropriate or not to move in together, when to be chill & when not to be chill in relationships and how the Ploeg puts his foot down in comedy and in love. Follow Steve on Twitter & instgram @darthvanderploeg. And check out his show at Chain Reaction Brewery! Enjoy!
 
 
 
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:40pm MDT

Grab your crystals, align your chakras and get ready to cleanse your aura with the magical humor healing powers of the hilarious badass Madison Shepard. In this week's episode we talk about Christie's pants, owning your gender on stage, and Madison has a phenomenally presidential obscure sexual fantasy. Follow Madison on Twitter @MadisonShepard and on instagram @madison_shepard God Bless America!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:40am MDT

We have a really lovely episode for you this week, Empty Girl & Guy friends. Get your sweet baby earbuds ready for the wonderful & all around kickass L.A. comedian, Danielle Perez! We chat with Danielle about starting stand-up comedy, living & thriving with a disability, and how to get your man to be honest. Follow her on Twitter & Instagram @DivaDelux and catch her comedy all over sunny California!
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:32am MDT

We've got a weird one for you this week, Empty Girlfriends & Guyfriends. If you've never met Darrell Dibler get ready to hold onto your panties because this comic/petco-employee is going to make 'em drop, or at least make your fly come down on your pants a little. We role-play flirting with Darrell and discuss how to tap into your confidence even when you're so nervous you feel sick. Feel free to add Darrell on Facebook so you can follow his shows and keep up with his dance moves. He also implores everyone to e-mail him at darrell.dibler@aol.com if you'd like to hang out, although he can't stay in the sun for more than 1/2 an hour or drive in a car faster than 35mph. Enjoy Darrell everyone, he certainly enjoyed us!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:13am MDT

We are VERY excited to bring to you the lovely voice of one of Empty Girlfriend's & Denver's strongest & most beautiful friends and dearest comedians, Heather Snow! Heather had a helluva year starting a brand new relationship while also getting the news broken to her that she had Leukemia. We've been following Heather closely & adamantly supporting her #fuckcancer updates on facebook, and this week we listened in awe as she described undergoing intensive chemo treatment while ALSO maintaining a brand new relationship (holy CRAP what a BADASS) So join Christie, Haley and the incredible Miss Snow for a delightful episode and help us laugh in cancer's stupid face. Follow Heather on Twitter & instagram @sixfeetofsnow

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:13pm MDT

We're bringing you a helluva episode with maximum capacity giggles & guffaws. That's right! This week we have the hilarious Chicago-based comedian & show runner of the famous Lincoln Lodge show, Kristin Clifford! We get into the various ways we've metaphorically & literally ghosted on people, long D relationships & flings, and love expectations. Make sure to follow Kristin on Twitter @kristincliff and catch her comedy around Chicago, on Fridays at the Lincoln Lodge & throughout the U.S.! We love you!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:27am MDT

We've got our FIRST L.A. EPISODE hot & fresh out the kitchen, li'l love listeners! This week we bring you a hilarious comic originally from Wilmington North Carolina, and now Haley's neighbor in East Hollywood, Miss Madison Davis! In this episode we get into adventures of peeing the bed, how to deal with sneaky liars and we play with (talk about) death and roofies. Follow Madison on Twitter at @bageldogging and get hip to her insta at @secretagentpussypants Listen up for a lovely day!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:30am MDT

This week we have Denver staple Jake Browne! Jake is co-creator of Uncalled Four, The Worst Bar Game and The Worst Game, Whiskey and Cigarettes Podcast, Hemp Box and writer for The Cannabist! But most of all he is a man with a heart (we think)! On this episode we talk about the best way to go in for a first kiss, we talk about approaching a co-worker when interested romantically and we play a very revealing game of Marry-Fuck-Kill. This episode has it all! Find Jake on Facebook and on Twitter @FakeJakeBrowne! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:01am MDT

This week on Empty Girlfriend we have the Crush Master, himself, David Gborie! Dave is an LA comic by way of San Fran. Dave is a huge favorite of the Denver comedy scene as well and it turns out one of our biggest fans of EG! This week we talk about getting your S.O. alone, late night "Miss You" texts, and how to get your family to stop buying you shit you don't want for Christmas. Follow David Gborie on twitter @thegissilent and catch him all month of December in Denver! Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:59pm MDT

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have Denver Comedy newbie Bethany Hernandez! We sit down with the very hilarious BNandezz to talk about not letting guys believe they are funny if they are not. We talk about drug use faux pas and the first date merits of a Chipotle! Follow Bethany on twitter @Bnendezz and enjoy this little sweet baby!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:45pm MDT

This week we bring you a very special episode from our week at Hell Yes Fest in New Orleans! We have a special guest host Emily Oprish! We also have guest from Austin Katie Stone (@KatieStone42) and Ella Gale (@hellakale), hosts of the awesome live relationship comedy show Naughty Bits! We also have Chicago bathroom sweetheart Dave Losso (@davelosso), co-host of Yeah Buddy and Best Night Ever in Chicago. This week we talk about sex-crying, bathroom love, and the first EG inspired engagement rather than break-up. The curse is broken! Kisses! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:56pm MDT

  • Today we talk with Denver favorite Phil Palisoul on the adventures of love. This episode has no shortage of metaphors to fit any relationship and ultimately we answer the question of “what would love do?” Phil is one of the most qualified professionals we’ve had on EG and we cover a lot. So strap in, babies!! You follow Phil on twitter @philpalforshort and catch him at Comedy Works year round! Enjoy! This is a good one!
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:43pm MDT

This week we have the infamous sweetheart that you EG listeners already know & love, and God knows Denver Comedy (stand-up & improv) has become head over heals enchanted with, we have THE one & only Corey Rhoads! Corey & Haley tell the weird, adorable tale of their young High School romance at Arvada High School and book-end it with the bro-mances he's experienced while entering the Denver Stand-Up world. Follow him on Twitter at @Corey_Rhoads and makes sure to catch his sketch group, The Agency for hilarious online shorts & dope comedy shows! We love you more than anyone else ever will!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:14pm MDT

Whoa! This week we have two special guests from Chicago Tyler Jackson and Danny Maupin. They run one of our favorite live comedy shows NATIONWIDE called Late Late Breakfast. EG talks with the guys about the crazy antics of their show and the status of their tour around America. Of course we get to the gushy stuff but we really encourage you to check out Late Late Breakfast if you ever get the chance! Follow Danny and Tyler on twitter @dannymaupin and @tylerjaxkson and keep up with the show on Facebook. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:56pm MDT

Whoa it's been a minute but Empty Girlfriend is back! This week we have fresh face Denver comedian Meaghan Shaha in the podcastuaria. We discuss the perils of Tinder dating, the dangers of dating your boss and of course we delve into what boys like...besides us. Check out Meaghan all around town and on Tinder @meaghanshaha. It's good to be back! We missed you! Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:15pm MDT

@marawiles @theums @kittycrimes @safeboating Live episode from the Underground Music Festival in Denver, Colorado. Featuring Leighton Peterson from Safe Boating is No Accident, and Maria Kohler and Genny Patterson from Kitty Crimes. With special guest host Mara Wiles! Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:12pm MDT

This week we have our heart stolen by the Welcome to Denver Podcast's own, Cory Helie! Cory is going to be a newly wedded man very soon and we wanted to get the scoop, so good ol' Helie ended up giving up a triple scoop in a waffle cone because he's a helluvah guy! We talk about his first date with his fiance and his amazingly adorable proposal and also talk the tough topics like what to do when your dad catches you J-ing off. Make sure to follow Cory on Twitter at @CoryHelie and check out his award winning podcast, Welcome to Denver at sexpotcomedy.com & welcometodenverpodcast.com
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:23pm MDT

This week we delve deep into the heart of the unbelievably hilarious Denver comic & aspiring cat-owner, Aaron Urist! We talk about how to show a lady you care, whether or not your woman is actually a woman (or a dog), and just straight up how to give a shit. You can catch Aaron performing and hosting at Comedy Works downtown as well all over the Denver comedy scene and at his monthly comedy show Crush City the last Sunday of every month at The Savoy, $7 at 7pm. Also follow him on Twitter at @AaronUrist. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:36am MDT

This week we have Denver's favorite bar tender & legendary ladies man, Cam Omlid! Cam has worked at bars and around comedy open mics throughout Denver such as The Squire, the Matchbox and the Lion's Lair throughout his life and knows a thing or two about life & love. We had a wonderful time with this sweetheart & we know you will too!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:22pm MDT

This week Empty Girlfriend brings you the ever so charming, dashing & debonair, hustling comedy hottie Anthony Crawford! He's a sweet & sexy open book and he shares with us stories of his swinging days as well as how he gets his swag on nowadays. We also get into female expectations of men and tackle the issue of mid-night poop attacks. Listen up! We won't let you down EG-effers!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:38pm MDT

Your favorite Empty Girlfriends are BACK this week! From the Mile High city to LALA Land we're bringing our weird, confused love bird songs to your sweet, gentle eardrums once again. We talk long distance relationship tips & give the scoop on how to really keep that flame going. Listen up! The romance has only just begun.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:38pm MDT

On this week's episode we have the ever so charming, frighteningly hilarious, whimsical genius of Jordan Doll! We get into the mysterious & terrifying world of cat-fishing, we myth-bust turning into a witch when you turn 30 (if you're still a virgin) and Christie & Jordan chit-chat about their romantic history and what they learned about dating each other & dating in the comedy scene overall. Check out Jordan & updates on his incredible comedy on his website jordandoll.squarespace.com and follow him on Twitter & Instagram @RazorLou Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:37am MDT

This week we have one of our best pals in the whole world with a heart made a pure weird gold, Erik Anker! Eric is a standup comedian and writer from Alaska, who currently moved to Boston by way of Denver and St. Louis. He has a lovely gal-pal back home & he knows a lot about staying on the same wave-length romantically. He also has an amazing laugh. Listen up, this is a fun one! www.erikanker.com Twitter/Instagram/Vine: @erikforserious
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:24pm MDT

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have our first photographer and new Chicago based friend Jillian Powers. We talk to Jillian about her visit to Denver, and her creative baby the body positive campaign she started called "I Woke Up Like This". Jillian talks about the inception of the project and we talk about the shoot we completed that morning. Then of course we get to helping our sweet empty girlfriends of the world. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE check out Jillian's project at www.iwultproject.com and support body positivity campaigns everywhere! Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:22am MDT

We have a road-isode for you this week lovely Empty GFers! That's right, we recorded this golden audio heading out of Vegas & into Haley's new home, Los Angeles. Hop in the car with us as we chat about the emotional roller coaster of experiencing huge life transitions, as well as discuss & answer the top 15 questions to ask on a first date. And don't be scared! We are going to continue Empty Girlfriend from Cali to Colo with just as much love & weird guttural noises.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:03pm MDT

 

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have the heart of Denver Comedy joining us to talk about love and comedy. Adam Cayton-Holland gives us the skinny on the up-coming shoot for the Grawlix tv show “Those Who Can’t” and we talk about his transition to LA. We also get the deets on his recent engagement and talk about our shared love for his wonderful fiancé. Listen up to learn how to make friends (hint: we still don’t know how). Check out Adam’s upcoming show schedule on his website adamisfreakingoutrightnow.com and follow him on twitter @CaytonHolland and come to the release party for his new comedy album, “Backyards”,  Friday April 10th at Twist & Shout!  

 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:56pm MDT

This week we have the Nebraska born & bred, pop-culture extraordinaire, Denver comedy favorite, Kevin O'Brien! This episode continues the epic love story that Mara Wiles tells on her EG episode. We talk about pro-active fighting in relationships, learning to communicate & how to make a power-couple function on the day-to-day. Catch more of Kevin on his award winning podcast These Things Matter with Taylor Gonda as well as his monthly comedy debate show Arguments & Grievances and all over the Denver comedy scene including Comedy Works, Too Much Fun, Mile High Sci-Fi, and more. Twitter handle: @kevobrien thesethingsmatterpodcast.com
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:41am MDT

We have an extra adorable episode for you today, EGFers! This week we lured our first full-time improviser & actor into our Podcastuary, Mister Chris Woolf! He tells us his story of succumbing to his passions for live performance, how we subconsciously sabotage relationships and why Chris’s best friend had to die in his grade-school obscure sexual fantasy in order to get the girl. We also brought in two extra special guests on this episode in order to answer an extra difficult question about the complicated world of Tinder colliding with girl-code. Follow Chris on Twitter at @funnywoolf1 and catch him at the Denver Performing Arts Center at the Jones theater on May 8th for his long-form entirely improvised show, Cult Following!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:51am MDT

On this weeks episode we have Denver comedian and writer for the Westword Byron Graham joining us for some romance and bitterness. We talk about the perfect/worst marriage proposals, magical nights with strangers, and the invasiveness of giving a blow-job. You can follow Byron on twitter @ByronFG and enjoy his comedy all around town. Enjoy! This is a fun one. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:26am MDT

This week we get swept away by an inspirational love story with the hilarious Denver-based stand-up comedian, sketch-artist & improviser, Mara Wiles! She performs regularly at Comedy Works Denver and has trained with the Impulse Theater improv troupe. She also won best comic at the 2011 Laugh Tracks Comedy Festival and performs in & runs several shows all over town such as The Buddy! Buddy! Sketch show, The Great Shake ‘Em Ups and Sex & the Witty. In her episode we get to talking about when we’ve said & have been told “I love you”, how & when we lost our V-Cards, what it’s like being the best-friend vs the girl-friend type of girl and more. Check out her website at marawiles.com & follow her on Twitter at @MaraWiles. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:07pm MDT

In this week's episode we got REAL-real with Denver's most charmingly inappropriate Comedian, the one & only Brent Gill. We get into the juicy details of trust issues, sex-toy accidents, Brent's black baby & much more. Brent is a house comic & Comedy Works, was a feature at the High Plains Comedy Festival and runs & hosts a show at Comedy works called, InFAUXmation! as well as The Boulder Comedy show at the Boulder Biergarten every Sunday. Follow him on Twitter at @BTGcomedy

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:48pm MDT

This week's episode is so hot you'll be sure to burn the roof of mouth your on it! But in a sexy way. That's right, it's the Empty Gal-Entine's Day Live Recording!! We brought in four very special guests to talk love, sex & relationships including the very funny Janae Burris (@negativenegro), Hippieman (@HippiemansPlan), Josh Blue (@joshbluecomedy) and a REAL couples counselor, Meagan Terry. We also feature Malkah Duprix & Michael King playing our theme music live! And not only did we have a blast recording at the Savvoy, we also raised $550 for The Gathering Place with our amazing raffle donations. We also got some kickass EG t-shirts made by our sponsor, Your Art Department. Hit us up for our brand spankin' new merch & check them out at www.yourartdepartment.com. Enjoy us live! We love you & appreciate your support infinitely!
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:10pm MDT

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we bring you a compilation of our favorite segment Obscure Sexual Fantasies! We bring you clips of some of our early guest including Elliot Woolsey, Jodee Champion, Jason Hoke, Nathan Lund and Ben Kronberg. We are also excited to announce a new sponser Your Art Department who are creating some bad-ass merch that will be available soon! Check them out at www.yourartdepartment.com! Enjoy the sexiness!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:33am MDT

This week join Empty Girlfriend as we explore the heart & mind of Erin Rollman, an "intimidatingly" talented woman who has spent nearly her entire professional life as a member of the truly incredible Denver theater company, Buntport. We discuss the ways in which marriage is a societal construct, the fulfilling roles of friendships versus romantic relationships and unwanted match-making when you're almost 40 and shockingly still single. Check out www.buntport.com and keep up with the wonderful productions Erin helps run and performs in at Burntport Theater.
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:55pm MDT

In this episode of Empty Girlfriend we have Denver Best Friend Sean Patton (Comedy Central). We discuss how to stand up for yourself in a shitty relationship. We discuss the first jobs and long distance relationships. We also delve into the emotional roller coaster that is Toy Story 3. Enjoy this episode with America's Sweetheart and check out Sean Patton on twitter @mrseanpatton and at  http://seanoliverpatton.com/.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:37am MDT

We lured another member of the Fine Gentleman's Club into the Empty Girlfriend Podcast dungeon this week, bad boy Bobby Crane! Join us as we take a delightful journey into the layers of Bobby's sweet heart & discover just how open & romantic he really is. You can catch his comedy every Wednesday at Too Much Fun! 10:30pm at the Deer Pile, above City O' City in Capitol Hill & follow him at @bobbycrane on Twitter & Instagram.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:42pm MDT

On this weeks episode we have local artist and business owner Adam Sikorski. This episode has almost everything you could want, awkward call-outs for collegiate sexual encounters, the Cambodian Frank Sinatra, and style tips on how to crush wearing a fox fur. We also tackle tough subjects like how to chill the fuck out when you start a new relationship and how to deal with an annoying co-worker. You guys can and should check out Adam Sikorski's Coloradical brand on his store on Colfax or at the website http://www.coloradicalshirts.com/collections/all. Enjoy the episode and have a good week!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:04pm MDT

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have America's Sweetheart, Andy Sell. Dropping into the podcastuary we talk about when it's time to narc on a friend, how to ruin someones, life and we discuss the appropriate time period for exchanging belongings with an ex! Empty Girlfriend love's Andy Sell and you will too! Follow Andy on twitter @Andy_Sell. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:10pm MDT

On this week's episode we have the Colorado-raised & LA based comedian and Twitter super-star, Amber Tozer! We get into the correct time-period for labeling "girlfriend" & "boyfriend" and fun relationship exit-strategies. Amber writes for LAUGHSPIN, has a web series called NitWitsTV & has appeared on Last Comic Standing. Enjoy & follow her at @AmberTozer

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:52pm MDT

The Empty Girlfriends have emerged from the holiday madness to bring you a brand new episode with your favorite Cuban-American, South Florida born ladies man, Adrian P. Mesa! We get into how Adrian's passion for the culinary arts affects his stand-up comedy as well as his take on love. We also explore how Adrian smells so damn good and he shares the most awe-inspiring Obscure Sexual Fantasy we've heard yet. Enjoy! Check out Adrian on twitter @mesadilla and on his own podcast Three Course Comedy. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:25pm MDT

This week we have Noah Gardenswartz, Denver native, and awesome comedian via New York and Atlanta. Noah talks about the role that love and relationships do and do not play in his life. We discuss the complexities of interracial dating, and Haley and Christie ponder the state of their lives after a night of Saved By The Bell and psychadelics. Check out Noah Gardenswarz in New York and all over the country and on twitter @noahcomedy. Enjoy! He does real good... I mean well... FUCK.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:57pm MDT

This week we have the delight Chella Negro of Denver band Chella and the Charm. Chella joins us to talk about the release of the bands new album and to, of course, help us tackle that crazy love shit. This week we discuss a real life Polyamory inquiry and discuss what you should and shouldn't be wearing during sex. Check out the new album by Chella and the Charm and follow Chella on twitter @chellanegro. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:29pm MDT

This week episode features Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald (Animal Planet, Kimmel) who talks to us about being an older guy in the dating scene, about what we can learn about love from animals and gives us not one, but TWO of the quite possibly the sweetest obscure sexual fantasies for this weeks segment. We also learn a little about love on the road and get some brief wise words from the mouth of Willy Nelson. Enjoy love from the one and only Dr. Kev, everyone!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:31pm MDT

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have Denver comedy dark-horse Greg Baumhauer. This week we talk about when to tell a friend their significant other is cheating, and we tackle the ever important issue of dick size. We also talk to Greg about how he will always haunt The Squire Open Mic and more importantly why The Squire will always haunt him. Check out Greg all over town and on twitter @GBaumhauer. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:56pm MDT

In the episode of Empty Girlfriend we have Denver raised, LA made comedian Justine Marino. While our guest is often on the road opening up for big names all over the country she was able to stop in and a little about how to catch a man of our very own. We also give you E-gfers out there a few tips on how to make your threesome a two-some if your just bad a sharing. Check out Justine's upcoming shows on her website www.justinemarino.com and follow her on twitter @Justinemachine. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:41pm MDT

This week Empty Girlfriend has the wonderful Denver Comedian (and perhaps the least Emptiest guest yet) Norah Lynch! We had a lovely time talking about being lady comics, what to expect going into marriage and not giving a shit as you get older. Thanks for listening! Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:31pm MDT

Whoa E-gfer's! Strap in this is a good one. We have one of Denver's best singer/songwriter/musician/human's Mike Marchant on this episode. We cover all important stuff: how to be a good wing-person, how to lose your virginity like an idiot, how to give someone your phone number while at work, and we consult with Mike to see just how laid having cancer gets you. Check out Mike's music at polihigh.bandcamp.com, http://mikemarchant.bandcamp.com/, or on facebook at   https://www.facebook.com/mikemarchantmusic. Enjoy! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:06am MDT

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have ukulele extraordinaire Harper Phillips! She is as talented and she is sweet and pretty and we dive into her creative process of love song making. We also help random people on the internet write a love song of their very own, and discuss the spiritual animalship of the dolphin, because...why not? Enjoy the sweet Harper Phillips and check her out on sound cloud!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:11pm MDT

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have the comedian with the biggest heart in Denver (figuratively and literally) Sam Tallent. Sam let's us in on some inexpensive date secrets, and how to love big and fearlessly. Not like Buchs. You can see Sam all over Denver and every Wednesday at the Deer Pile at his show he runs with The Fine Gentleman's Club called Too Much Fun. We've always learned from Sam that you can't have too much fun, turns out, you can also never have to much love. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:10pm MDT

On this weeks episode we have Ben Kronberg! The Denver beardsman and LA comedian who has ben featured on Last Comic Standing and Late Night with Seth Meyers joins us to talk about his recent break-up and the impact of social media on relationships. We also have a special guest Mertilda give us the low-down on how to make a love spell on a budget. Check out Ben on twitter @benkronberg as well as his new web series Burning Bridges. Grazi!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:32am MDT

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have a very special guest Jason Hoke, drummer from Denver-Famous band The Epilogues. We talk about getting high on life and how to be a polite rapist! Check out The Epilogues and facebook.com/epilogues band or @theepilogues on Twitter.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:44pm MDT

In this weeks episode we had the delightful Nathan Lund join us in the Podcastuary. We talk about serial monogamy, public boners, and sweet and salty boob flavors. Nathan Lund is a part of Denver comedy group the Fine Gentleman's Club and has been featured on the cover of the Westword. You can see him at his weekly show Too Much Fun at the Deer Pile and @nathanlund on twitter. Enjoy the episode, live life laughing!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:24pm MDT

In this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we talk to Denver comedian Jodee Champion on the eve of her wedding. We talk about how to find happiness (yes it can happen to a comedian!) and we give her wedding advice because, of course, we are experts. This week's episode also marks the return of Gwedolyn/Gertrude (we can't remember) our resident astrologist/psychic. This week's episode also marks the return of our favorite segment Obscure Sexual Fantasies. It get's REAL real. Enjoy!

Direct download: JodeeChampionFinal_Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:29pm MDT

In this week's episode with Denver Comedian Kristin Rand we talk about how to break up with your dad, what an acceptable "white girl" tattoo is, and what dreaming about Drake really means. Check Kristin out on twitter @krandomthoughts as well as in her sketch comedy group Moxie! Enjoy, have fun, get fucked.

Direct download: KristinRandFinal__Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:02pm MDT

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we talk with Jordan Wieleba, possibly Denver's emptiest girlfiend. We have a candid conversation about the struggles of transgendered life/comedy and we love her for sharing and being so honest. We also tackle the tough topic of how to kiss! Enjoy babies!!!

Direct download: JordanWFinal_Mixdown_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:16pm MDT

In the second installment of Empty Girlfriend we have the heart of Denver in man form Andy Juett. We talk to him about his work in the Denver comedy scene and also help a Capricorn catch her Pisces boyfriend. Check out the website for Highplains Comedy Festival and come party! http://highplainscomedyfestival.com/

 

Direct download: JuettFinal_Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:07pm MDT

The first episode of Empty Girlfriend features hilarious comedy Elliot Woolsey. Denver's own gentle giant helps us answer tough love questions like how to win a woman's heart and how to craft the perfect love letter to woo your woman. Follow Elliot on twitter @elliotwoolsey, he's as wonderful as he is tall!

Direct download: Episode_One_AU_Tracks.xml_Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:32pm MDT

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