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We're bringing you a helluva episode with maximum capacity giggles & guffaws. That's right! This week we have the hilarious Chicago-based comedian & show runner of the famous Lincoln Lodge show, Kristin Clifford! We get into the various ways we've metaphorically & literally ghosted on people, long D relationships & flings, and love expectations. Make sure to follow Kristin on Twitter @kristincliff and catch her comedy around Chicago, on Fridays at the Lincoln Lodge & throughout the U.S.! We love you!

Direct download: CliffordFinal_Mixdown_1.output.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:27am MDT

We've got our FIRST L.A. EPISODE hot & fresh out the kitchen, li'l love listeners! This week we bring you a hilarious comic originally from Wilmington North Carolina, and now Haley's neighbor in East Hollywood, Miss Madison Davis! In this episode we get into adventures of peeing the bed, how to deal with sneaky liars and we play with (talk about) death and roofies. Follow Madison on Twitter at @bageldogging and get hip to her insta at @secretagentpussypants Listen up for a lovely day!!

Direct download: MadisonFinal_Mixdown_1.output.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:30am MDT

This week we have Denver staple Jake Browne! Jake is co-creator of Uncalled Four, The Worst Bar Game and The Worst Game, Whiskey and Cigarettes Podcast, Hemp Box and writer for The Cannabist! But most of all he is a man with a heart (we think)! On this episode we talk about the best way to go in for a first kiss, we talk about approaching a co-worker when interested romantically and we play a very revealing game of Marry-Fuck-Kill. This episode has it all! Find Jake on Facebook and on Twitter @FakeJakeBrowne! 

Direct download: BrowneFinal_Mixdown_1.output.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:01am MDT

This week on Empty Girlfriend we have the Crush Master, himself, David Gborie! Dave is an LA comic by way of San Fran. Dave is a huge favorite of the Denver comedy scene as well and it turns out one of our biggest fans of EG! This week we talk about getting your S.O. alone, late night "Miss You" texts, and how to get your family to stop buying you shit you don't want for Christmas. Follow David Gborie on twitter @thegissilent and catch him all month of December in Denver! Enjoy!

Direct download: GborieFinal_Mixdown_1.output.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:59pm MDT

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have Denver Comedy newbie Bethany Hernandez! We sit down with the very hilarious BNandezz to talk about not letting guys believe they are funny if they are not. We talk about drug use faux pas and the first date merits of a Chipotle! Follow Bethany on twitter @Bnendezz and enjoy this little sweet baby!

Direct download: BethanyFinal_Mixdown_1.output.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:45pm MDT

This week we bring you a very special episode from our week at Hell Yes Fest in New Orleans! We have a special guest host Emily Oprish! We also have guest from Austin Katie Stone (@KatieStone42) and Ella Gale (@hellakale), hosts of the awesome live relationship comedy show Naughty Bits! We also have Chicago bathroom sweetheart Dave Losso (@davelosso), co-host of Yeah Buddy and Best Night Ever in Chicago. This week we talk about sex-crying, bathroom love, and the first EG inspired engagement rather than break-up. The curse is broken! Kisses! 

Direct download: HellYesFinal_Mixdown_2.output.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:56pm MDT

  • Today we talk with Denver favorite Phil Palisoul on the adventures of love. This episode has no shortage of metaphors to fit any relationship and ultimately we answer the question of “what would love do?” Phil is one of the most qualified professionals we’ve had on EG and we cover a lot. So strap in, babies!! You follow Phil on twitter @philpalforshort and catch him at Comedy Works year round! Enjoy! This is a good one!
Direct download: PhilPalFinal_Mixdown_1.output.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:43pm MDT

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend Christie is on the road in Chicago and sits down with Chicago producer extraordinaire Sam Ash McHale and Chicago based comedian Sean White. We talk about trying to balance a relationship with the biz and the symptoms of a fading marriage. You can follow Sam on twitter @sam_ash and see her show Best Night Ever on the first and third Monday's of each month at GMan Tavern in Chicago. Also, check out Sean White's new album Dead and Gone on iTunes and follow him on twitter @SeanWhiteComedy and check seanwhitecomedy.com for upcoming shows! Enjoy!

Direct download: ChicagoFinal_Mixdown_1.output.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:00pm MDT

This week we have the infamous sweetheart that you EG listeners already know & love, and God knows Denver Comedy (stand-up & improv) has become head over heals enchanted with, we have THE one & only Corey Rhoads! Corey & Haley tell the weird, adorable tale of their young High School romance at Arvada High School and book-end it with the bro-mances he's experienced while entering the Denver Stand-Up world. Follow him on Twitter at @Corey_Rhoads and makes sure to catch his sketch group, The Agency for hilarious online shorts & dope comedy shows! We love you more than anyone else ever will!

Direct download: CoreyRhoadesFinal_Mixdown_1.output.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:14pm MDT

Whoa! This week we have two special guests from Chicago Tyler Jackson and Danny Maupin. They run one of our favorite live comedy shows NATIONWIDE called Late Late Breakfast. EG talks with the guys about the crazy antics of their show and the status of their tour around America. Of course we get to the gushy stuff but we really encourage you to check out Late Late Breakfast if you ever get the chance! Follow Danny and Tyler on twitter @dannymaupin and @tylerjaxkson and keep up with the show on Facebook. Enjoy!

Direct download: Latelatefinal_Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:56pm MDT