Empty Girlfriend

This week's episode is fraught with positive affirmations, coping mechanisms for dealing with rejection, the often tumultuous path of overcoming self-loathing and a crap ton of giggles in between; buckle up! Our wonderful guest, Olivia Haidar, enlightens the Empty Girlfriends with her insights on self-love, loving others, and the trials and tribulations of being a transgender comedian in Los Angeles. Her shining sense of humor & inspiring openness won us over immediately, and you're sure to be won as well. Follow her on Instagram & Twitter at @hitherehaidar and follow her Facebook for updates on her upcoming show! Enjoy babies!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:44am MST

We are very honored to have fellow Westword Podcast award-winner and Pop Culture extraordinaire (not to mention badass DJ) Miss Taylor Gonda! Both the Empty Girlfriends have had the pleasure of being on her & Kevin O'Brien's amazing podcast These Things Matter (@TTM_Podcast) discussing why pop culture has changed our lives & now we grabbed Gonda for an incredible discussion on her ever-changing perspectives on love, sex and the sacred nature our cycles. We figured this would be the best time to have Taylor because this week is the These Things Matter Podcast's 4 year anniversary!!! Holy crap congratulations! Check out their live recording on Wednesday 4/13 @ 8pm at Buntport Theater ($5) & go to their Anniversary party on Friday 4/15 at 9pm ($7) at Syntax Physic Opera for an incredible time. Also make sure to follow sweet baby Taylor on Twtiter at @TaylorGonda & on Instagram at @shmayloresque.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:03am MST

Uh-oh! Watch out! We're bringing you the deepest, manliest voice of one of Denver's most lovable men & comedians, Mister Steve Vanderploeg! We venture into when it's appropriate or not to move in together, when to be chill & when not to be chill in relationships and how the Ploeg puts his foot down in comedy and in love. Follow Steve on Twitter & instgram @darthvanderploeg. And check out his show at Chain Reaction Brewery! Enjoy!
 
 
 
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:40pm MST

Grab your crystals, align your chakras and get ready to cleanse your aura with the magical humor healing powers of the hilarious badass Madison Shepard. In this week's episode we talk about Christie's pants, owning your gender on stage, and Madison has a phenomenally presidential obscure sexual fantasy. Follow Madison on Twitter @MadisonShepard and on instagram @madison_shepard God Bless America!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:40am MST

We have a really lovely episode for you this week, Empty Girl & Guy friends. Get your sweet baby earbuds ready for the wonderful & all around kickass L.A. comedian, Danielle Perez! We chat with Danielle about starting stand-up comedy, living & thriving with a disability, and how to get your man to be honest. Follow her on Twitter & Instagram @DivaDelux and catch her comedy all over sunny California!
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:32am MST

We've got a weird one for you this week, Empty Girlfriends & Guyfriends. If you've never met Darrell Dibler get ready to hold onto your panties because this comic/petco-employee is going to make 'em drop, or at least make your fly come down on your pants a little. We role-play flirting with Darrell and discuss how to tap into your confidence even when you're so nervous you feel sick. Feel free to add Darrell on Facebook so you can follow his shows and keep up with his dance moves. He also implores everyone to e-mail him at darrell.dibler@aol.com if you'd like to hang out, although he can't stay in the sun for more than 1/2 an hour or drive in a car faster than 35mph. Enjoy Darrell everyone, he certainly enjoyed us!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:13am MST

We are VERY excited to bring to you the lovely voice of one of Empty Girlfriend's & Denver's strongest & most beautiful friends and dearest comedians, Heather Snow! Heather had a helluva year starting a brand new relationship while also getting the news broken to her that she had Leukemia. We've been following Heather closely & adamantly supporting her #fuckcancer updates on facebook, and this week we listened in awe as she described undergoing intensive chemo treatment while ALSO maintaining a brand new relationship (holy CRAP what a BADASS) So join Christie, Haley and the incredible Miss Snow for a delightful episode and help us laugh in cancer's stupid face. Follow Heather on Twitter & instagram @sixfeetofsnow

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:13pm MST

We're bringing you a helluva episode with maximum capacity giggles & guffaws. That's right! This week we have the hilarious Chicago-based comedian & show runner of the famous Lincoln Lodge show, Kristin Clifford! We get into the various ways we've metaphorically & literally ghosted on people, long D relationships & flings, and love expectations. Make sure to follow Kristin on Twitter @kristincliff and catch her comedy around Chicago, on Fridays at the Lincoln Lodge & throughout the U.S.! We love you!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:27am MST

We've got our FIRST L.A. EPISODE hot & fresh out the kitchen, li'l love listeners! This week we bring you a hilarious comic originally from Wilmington North Carolina, and now Haley's neighbor in East Hollywood, Miss Madison Davis! In this episode we get into adventures of peeing the bed, how to deal with sneaky liars and we play with (talk about) death and roofies. Follow Madison on Twitter at @bageldogging and get hip to her insta at @secretagentpussypants Listen up for a lovely day!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:30am MST

This week we have Denver staple Jake Browne! Jake is co-creator of Uncalled Four, The Worst Bar Game and The Worst Game, Whiskey and Cigarettes Podcast, Hemp Box and writer for The Cannabist! But most of all he is a man with a heart (we think)! On this episode we talk about the best way to go in for a first kiss, we talk about approaching a co-worker when interested romantically and we play a very revealing game of Marry-Fuck-Kill. This episode has it all! Find Jake on Facebook and on Twitter @FakeJakeBrowne! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:01am MST