Empty Girlfriend

@marawiles @theums @kittycrimes @safeboating Live episode from the Underground Music Festival in Denver, Colorado. Featuring Leighton Peterson from Safe Boating is No Accident, and Maria Kohler and Genny Patterson from Kitty Crimes. With special guest host Mara Wiles! Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:12pm MST

This week we have our heart stolen by the Welcome to Denver Podcast's own, Cory Helie! Cory is going to be a newly wedded man very soon and we wanted to get the scoop, so good ol' Helie ended up giving up a triple scoop in a waffle cone because he's a helluvah guy! We talk about his first date with his fiance and his amazingly adorable proposal and also talk the tough topics like what to do when your dad catches you J-ing off. Make sure to follow Cory on Twitter at @CoryHelie and check out his award winning podcast, Welcome to Denver at sexpotcomedy.com & welcometodenverpodcast.com
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:23pm MST

This week Empty Girlfriend brings you a wonderful sweetheart with that sweet & smooth radio voice we all love & adore, Miss Jessi Whitten of Open Air Colorado Public Radio! We chat with Jessi about how she met her College sweetheart (Scott Carney, also of Open Air) working in radio back at CU Boulder & how they've been together ever since -- easy peazy. Make sure you tune into Open Air at 102.3 FM or you can live steam if you don't have radio at www.cpr.org and make sure to follow Jessi on Twitter @JessiOnAir! Listen up! This is another REAL LIFE 100% TRUE love story coming from one of the hosts of the Colorado radio station with our favorite music. C'mon! We love you weirdos!!

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:27am MST

This week we delve deep into the heart of the unbelievably hilarious Denver comic & aspiring cat-owner, Aaron Urist! We talk about how to show a lady you care, whether or not your woman is actually a woman (or a dog), and just straight up how to give a shit. You can catch Aaron performing and hosting at Comedy Works downtown as well all over the Denver comedy scene and at his monthly comedy show Crush City the last Sunday of every month at The Savoy, $7 at 7pm. Also follow him on Twitter at @AaronUrist. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:36am MST

This week we have Denver's favorite bar tender & legendary ladies man, Cam Omlid! Cam has worked at bars and around comedy open mics throughout Denver such as The Squire, the Matchbox and the Lion's Lair throughout his life and knows a thing or two about life & love. We had a wonderful time with this sweetheart & we know you will too!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:22pm MST

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have Denver comedian Zac Maas! We talk to Zac about his new show No Holds Bar, how to to hustle this comedy game, and how to survive a night in Red Wood Forest. We also talk about sharing social media accounts and the silent killer of all cat ladies everywhere toxoplasmosis. Check out Zac on twitter @maascomedy and check out the finals of his show Uncalled Four this Friday at the Oriental where Christie will be competing to become "The Worst". Enjoy!

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:12pm MST

This week Empty Girlfriend brings you the ever so charming, dashing & debonair, hustling comedy hottie Anthony Crawford! He's a sweet & sexy open book and he shares with us stories of his swinging days as well as how he gets his swag on nowadays. We also get into female expectations of men and tackle the issue of mid-night poop attacks. Listen up! We won't let you down EG-effers!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:38pm MST

Your favorite Empty Girlfriends are BACK this week! From the Mile High city to LALA Land we're bringing our weird, confused love bird songs to your sweet, gentle eardrums once again. We talk long distance relationship tips & give the scoop on how to really keep that flame going. Listen up! The romance has only just begun.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:38pm MST

This week Empty Girlfriend brings you another compilation of our favorite segment Obscure Sexual Fantasies. On this episode we feature Steve Agyei (Comedy Works), Harper Phillips, Mike Marchant, Sam Tallent (Fine Gentleman's Club) and Ben Roy (Grawlix, Montreal JFL, Those Who Can't). Enjoy the sexy weird fun!

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:02pm MST

On this week's episode we have the ever so charming, frighteningly hilarious, whimsical genius of Jordan Doll! We get into the mysterious & terrifying world of cat-fishing, we myth-bust turning into a witch when you turn 30 (if you're still a virgin) and Christie & Jordan chit-chat about their romantic history and what they learned about dating each other & dating in the comedy scene overall. Check out Jordan & updates on his incredible comedy on his website jordandoll.squarespace.com and follow him on Twitter & Instagram @RazorLou Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:37am MST