On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have ukulele extraordinaire Harper Phillips! She is as talented and she is sweet and pretty and we dive into her creative process of love song making. We also help random people on the internet write a love song of their very own, and discuss the spiritual animalship of the dolphin, because...why not? Enjoy the sweet Harper Phillips and check her out on sound cloud!

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have the comedian with the biggest heart in Denver (figuratively and literally) Sam Tallent. Sam let's us in on some inexpensive date secrets, and how to love big and fearlessly. Not like Buchs. You can see Sam all over Denver and every Wednesday at the Deer Pile at his show he runs with The Fine Gentleman's Club called Too Much Fun. We've always learned from Sam that you can't have too much fun, turns out, you can also never have to much love. Enjoy!

On this week's episode we have Denver comedian, Stephen Agyei! We quickly get into the heavy hitting issues such as linguine legs, where the white women at and, of course, Doo-Doo Pussy. You can find him performing regularly at Comedy Works, as well as all over Denver & around the country. Find him on Twitter at @StephenAgyei

On this weeks episode we have Ben Kronberg! The Denver beardsman and LA comedian who has ben featured on Last Comic Standing and Late Night with Seth Meyers joins us to talk about his recent break-up and the impact of social media on relationships. We also have a special guest Mertilda give us the low-down on how to make a love spell on a budget. Check out Ben on twitter @benkronberg as well as his new web series Burning Bridges. Grazi!

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have a very special guest Jason Hoke, drummer from Denver-Famous band The Epilogues. We talk about getting high on life and how to be a polite rapist! Check out The Epilogues and facebook.com/epilogues band or @theepilogues on Twitter.

In this weeks episode we had the delightful Nathan Lund join us in the Podcastuary. We talk about serial monogamy, public boners, and sweet and salty boob flavors. Nathan Lund is a part of Denver comedy group the Fine Gentleman's Club and has been featured on the cover of the Westword. You can see him at his weekly show Too Much Fun at the Deer Pile and @nathanlund on twitter. Enjoy the episode, live life laughing!

In this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we talk to Denver comedian Jodee Champion on the eve of her wedding. We talk about how to find happiness (yes it can happen to a comedian!) and we give her wedding advice because, of course, we are experts. This week's episode also marks the return of Gwedolyn/Gertrude (we can't remember) our resident astrologist/psychic. This week's episode also marks the return of our favorite segment Obscure Sexual Fantasies. It get's REAL real. Enjoy!

In this week's episode with Denver Comedian Kristin Rand we talk about how to break up with your dad, what an acceptable "white girl" tattoo is, and what dreaming about Drake really means. Check Kristin out on twitter @krandomthoughts as well as in her sketch comedy group Moxie! Enjoy, have fun, get fucked.

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we talk with Jordan Wieleba, possibly Denver's emptiest girlfiend. We have a candid conversation about the struggles of transgendered life/comedy and we love her for sharing and being so honest. We also tackle the tough topic of how to kiss! Enjoy babies!!!

In the second installment of Empty Girlfriend we have the heart of Denver in man form Andy Juett. We talk to him about his work in the Denver comedy scene and also help a Capricorn catch her Pisces boyfriend. Check out the website for Highplains Comedy Festival and come party! http://highplainscomedyfestival.com/