The Empty Girlfriends have emerged from the holiday madness to bring you a brand new episode with your favorite Cuban-American, South Florida born ladies man, Adrian P. Mesa! We get into how Adrian's passion for the culinary arts affects his stand-up comedy as well as his take on love. We also explore how Adrian smells so damn good and he shares the most awe-inspiring Obscure Sexual Fantasy we've heard yet. Enjoy! Check out Adrian on twitter @mesadilla and on his own podcast Three Course Comedy. 

This week we have Noah Gardenswartz, Denver native, and awesome comedian via New York and Atlanta. Noah talks about the role that love and relationships do and do not play in his life. We discuss the complexities of interracial dating, and Haley and Christie ponder the state of their lives after a night of Saved By The Bell and psychadelics. Check out Noah Gardenswarz in New York and all over the country and on twitter @noahcomedy. Enjoy! He does real good... I mean well... FUCK.

This week we have the delight Chella Negro of Denver band Chella and the Charm. Chella joins us to talk about the release of the bands new album and to, of course, help us tackle that crazy love shit. This week we discuss a real life Polyamory inquiry and discuss what you should and shouldn't be wearing during sex. Check out the new album by Chella and the Charm and follow Chella on twitter @chellanegro. Enjoy!

This week episode features Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald (Animal Planet, Kimmel) who talks to us about being an older guy in the dating scene, about what we can learn about love from animals and gives us not one, but TWO of the quite possibly the sweetest obscure sexual fantasies for this weeks segment. We also learn a little about love on the road and get some brief wise words from the mouth of Willy Nelson. Enjoy love from the one and only Dr. Kev, everyone!

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have Denver comedy dark-horse Greg Baumhauer. This week we talk about when to tell a friend their significant other is cheating, and we tackle the ever important issue of dick size. We also talk to Greg about how he will always haunt The Squire Open Mic and more importantly why The Squire will always haunt him. Check out Greg all over town and on twitter @GBaumhauer. Enjoy!

In the episode of Empty Girlfriend we have Denver raised, LA made comedian Justine Marino. While our guest is often on the road opening up for big names all over the country she was able to stop in and a little about how to catch a man of our very own. We also give you E-gfers out there a few tips on how to make your threesome a two-some if your just bad a sharing. Check out Justine's upcoming shows on her website www.justinemarino.com and follow her on twitter @Justinemachine. Enjoy!

In perhaps our favorite episode thus far we bring you Denver comedian and lead singer of your favorite band in tenth grade, Ben Roy! Recently, Ben has been talking about the lack of monogomy within his marriage onstage and we are excited to get him into podcastuary to learn more. Ben opens up about his 'sexually adventurous" marriage and we were fascinated to learn its not as crazy as we imagined and perhaps dare we say a lot more normal and healthy?? We also get to hear a little from his band SPELLS and some comedy from Ben Roy up top. Strap in, E-Gfer's, this is a good one!

Find Ben Roy at http://www.benroyyellsalot.com, on twitter @benroy00 and http://spellsrules.bandcamp.com and at his monthly show Grawlix at the Bug Theater in Denver, Colorado.

This week Empty Girlfriend has the wonderful Denver Comedian (and perhaps the least Emptiest guest yet) Norah Lynch! We had a lovely time talking about being lady comics, what to expect going into marriage and not giving a shit as you get older. Thanks for listening! Enjoy!

We have a very special trick or treat for you guys this week. We have invited two members of another Denver podcast Werewolf Radar to the podcastuary to tackle the tough questions about paranormal romance. The boys of spooky-town Jordan Doll and Nate Balding help us determine if ghosts can love and have sex, what the most romantic Halloween song is, AND we bring you a special edition paranormal obscure sexual fantasy segment! Check out the other episodes of Werewolf Radar at http://werewolfradar.com/. Enjoy!

Whoa E-gfer's! Strap in this is a good one. We have one of Denver's best singer/songwriter/musician/human's Mike Marchant on this episode. We cover all important stuff: how to be a good wing-person, how to lose your virginity like an idiot, how to give someone your phone number while at work, and we consult with Mike to see just how laid having cancer gets you. Check out Mike's music at polihigh.bandcamp.com, http://mikemarchant.bandcamp.com/, or on facebook at   https://www.facebook.com/mikemarchantmusic. Enjoy! 

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have ukulele extraordinaire Harper Phillips! She is as talented and she is sweet and pretty and we dive into her creative process of love song making. We also help random people on the internet write a love song of their very own, and discuss the spiritual animalship of the dolphin, because...why not? Enjoy the sweet Harper Phillips and check her out on sound cloud!

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have the comedian with the biggest heart in Denver (figuratively and literally) Sam Tallent. Sam let's us in on some inexpensive date secrets, and how to love big and fearlessly. Not like Buchs. You can see Sam all over Denver and every Wednesday at the Deer Pile at his show he runs with The Fine Gentleman's Club called Too Much Fun. We've always learned from Sam that you can't have too much fun, turns out, you can also never have to much love. Enjoy!

On this week's episode we have Denver comedian, Stephen Agyei! We quickly get into the heavy hitting issues such as linguine legs, where the white women at and, of course, Doo-Doo Pussy. You can find him performing regularly at Comedy Works, as well as all over Denver & around the country. Find him on Twitter at @StephenAgyei

On this weeks episode we have Ben Kronberg! The Denver beardsman and LA comedian who has ben featured on Last Comic Standing and Late Night with Seth Meyers joins us to talk about his recent break-up and the impact of social media on relationships. We also have a special guest Mertilda give us the low-down on how to make a love spell on a budget. Check out Ben on twitter @benkronberg as well as his new web series Burning Bridges. Grazi!

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have a very special guest Jason Hoke, drummer from Denver-Famous band The Epilogues. We talk about getting high on life and how to be a polite rapist! Check out The Epilogues and facebook.com/epilogues band or @theepilogues on Twitter.

In this weeks episode we had the delightful Nathan Lund join us in the Podcastuary. We talk about serial monogamy, public boners, and sweet and salty boob flavors. Nathan Lund is a part of Denver comedy group the Fine Gentleman's Club and has been featured on the cover of the Westword. You can see him at his weekly show Too Much Fun at the Deer Pile and @nathanlund on twitter. Enjoy the episode, live life laughing!

In this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we talk to Denver comedian Jodee Champion on the eve of her wedding. We talk about how to find happiness (yes it can happen to a comedian!) and we give her wedding advice because, of course, we are experts. This week's episode also marks the return of Gwedolyn/Gertrude (we can't remember) our resident astrologist/psychic. This week's episode also marks the return of our favorite segment Obscure Sexual Fantasies. It get's REAL real. Enjoy!

In this week's episode with Denver Comedian Kristin Rand we talk about how to break up with your dad, what an acceptable "white girl" tattoo is, and what dreaming about Drake really means. Check Kristin out on twitter @krandomthoughts as well as in her sketch comedy group Moxie! Enjoy, have fun, get fucked.

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we talk with Jordan Wieleba, possibly Denver's emptiest girlfiend. We have a candid conversation about the struggles of transgendered life/comedy and we love her for sharing and being so honest. We also tackle the tough topic of how to kiss! Enjoy babies!!!

In the second installment of Empty Girlfriend we have the heart of Denver in man form Andy Juett. We talk to him about his work in the Denver comedy scene and also help a Capricorn catch her Pisces boyfriend. Check out the website for Highplains Comedy Festival and come party! http://highplainscomedyfestival.com/

The first episode of Empty Girlfriend features hilarious comedy Elliot Woolsey. Denver's own gentle giant helps us answer tough love questions like how to win a woman's heart and how to craft the perfect love letter to woo your woman. Follow Elliot on twitter @elliotwoolsey, he's as wonderful as he is tall!