Empty Girlfriend

This week on EG we have the wonderful Elise Kerns! We talk to Elise about the experience of having a comedian for a parent and how it is to be new and also veteran in Denver comedy. Elise also fills us in on the risks and romance of lesbian relationships. Listen up Empty Gfer's this is a good one! You can follow Elise on social median @elisealfredkerns. Enjoy! 

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am MST

New Denver transplant, Mike Stanley, is finally off the road and into the Empty Girlfriend Podcastuary. Today we talk about what love is like for a traveling comedian. We touch on the dangers of breaking up at Burning Man and we hear about one of the craziest tinder wins of all time. Follow Mike on twitter @MikeStanley1 and check him out on The Food Network on Food: Fact or Fiction? Enjoy, BBs!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am MST

Hot out of the Sexpot podcastuary we have the official winner of the 2017 Comedy Works New Faces Contest Harris Alterman! We sit down and talk with one of Denver's best up and coming comedians about long distance relationships, making time for love in comedy, and we decide when its best to make your girlfriend homeless. Christie is going through a lot of ambiguous emotions during this episode and Harris avoids them like Tom Cruise in a laser maze. Sorry for the break, but EG is back and we can't wait for you to listen. Enjoy! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:41pm MST

On this episode of Empty Girlfriend we are so excited to bring you KS1075 Radio Personality Rosa Jad! This bitch right here is the most motivating person I have ever met. She knows what she wants and in this episode she will tell you all about it. Rosa talks about working up the ranks of the radio station by being a "yes man". She teaches Christie how to play the game and she gives some amazing insight on what its like to be a modern Muslim woman in America. I LOVE THIS EPISODE AND YOU WILL TOO! Check out Rosa every weekday on KS1075 and follow her on twitter @rosa_jad!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:27am MST

This week Empty Girlfriend FINALLY has the amazing Timmi Lasley, Denver comedian and talent manager of The Comedy RoomRoom on the podcast.  After years of building bridges and burning them down Christie and Timmi are ready to hash it out. On this episode we discuss the evolution of Denver's best alt comedy venue, what it used to be like to be a female comic in Denver, and we discuss the best dick in Denver. Timmi also discusses the intricacies of having an open relationship and all the work it requires. You can follow Timmi on twitter @timmitown and follow her comedy venue @comedyroomroom. Settle in, Empties. This is a good one.  

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:37am MST

EG is SOOOOOOOOOO excited to bring you our 100th Episode featuring Sean Jordan! You might have seen this sweet South Dakota boy featured on Doug Loves Movies and his own podcast All Fantasy Everything. On this episode of EG we talk about Sean's Natal Chart, the disappointment of his first open mic, and the emotional roller-coaster of meeting Atmosphere. You can check out all Sean's tour dates at his website. Follow Shim on twitter @SeanSJordan. Enjoy!

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:21am MST

EG is finally back!!! And we are bringing NY's best mountain man Brett Hiker, to the podcastuary. Colorado Native, Brett Hiker is the host of the travelling drinking game Comedians Power Hour and we are happy to get him on the pod to talk about Polyamory, huge hogs, and the secret mental powers of Viagra! Follow Brett online @BrettHiker to catch him rolling around the USA in his drunk wagon. Enjoy babies! We're glad to be back! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:19am MST

This week we have the hilarious Aubrey Jacobowitz visiting the mile high from LA! In this episode we check on our new Empty Girlfriends Aubrey and Haley and we discuss what it takes to be recruited into the Vagina Vigilantes. Other topics include figuring out how to make money without leaving your bed as well as how difficult it is to date when you're a very sexual but very sick bitch. Join us in our post Crom Festival hangovers and fill up on empty! Follow Aubrey @femmist on twitter and find her at shows all over LA! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:54am MST

EGF Co-Host/Mommy Haley is now more empty and less of a girlfriend than ever. This episode takes you & EGF Daddy (Christie) through her recent journey from being sexually assaulted two month ago, her stay at an Acute Psych Ward in Los Angeles, her biggest break-up yet, being diagnosed with Bi-Polar disorder, discovering the disease of alcoholism within, and the lead-up to shaving her head (and her brief "I-Am-A-Tiger" phase). It's a very intimate conversation freckled with intermittent outbursts of laughter throughout, leaning on humor as a coping mechanism as per the EGF usual. We hope Haley's self-care path gives you some inspiration to continue along your own, to speak up, or at least laugh into that empty void for little while together. We love you from the bottom our weird, winding, wistful hearts. Suffer with dignity, we are warriors of compassion.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:44pm MST

This week we have Mommy EGF (Haley) and her best friend from the college bagel shop years, Miss Cheryl Grace Williams! This episode is FRAUGHT with giggles and CONTROVERSY, but mostly big booming maniacal laughter. Cheryl and Haley have known each other for about 10 years and their bizarre humor and love make this ep is chillingly sleep-overy. We get into the Matrix REAL QUICK and the deep issues behind the men we love and the shitty music they may like. Haley and Cheryl also confide in your sweet EGFer's earhole the HORRIBLE incident Haley put themselves through while having a supposedly "lovely" walk on the beach when an old school racial slur crept it's way into the oceanside conversation. Enjoy this episode hopefully half as much as Haley & Cheryl enjoy each other (THEY'RE LOVE IS SICKENING AND IMMORTAL). Cheryl is a dope-ass chef and her music choice is CHOICE as fuck. Note: the term "FUCKASS" is a term of endearment. We love you!! More than you NEED OR COULD EVER WANT. XOXOXO

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:13am MST

WE'RE BAAACK and the Empty Girlfriends (me & Christie Buchele) bring you the SEXY, INSPIRING, F-ING LOVELY comedy producer of Broke LA, and true Queen B of our EGF guests, Chelsea Quinn! Chelsea gets down & dirty explaining what a "break-over/make-over" is, how she found comedy through her love-life, the path of deciding to stick around long after she lost that loving feeling, and how Queen B(eyonce) guided her through her last & longest break-up with her BEYOND PHENOMENAL visual album, 'Lemonade'. Please check out Chelsea on Twitter at @chelofthesea (she's a twitter personality, trust us) as well as instagram, same handle. Stay posted on all her upcoming projects and enjoy this episode, EG-fers! We're in LOVE with you! <3 <3 <3

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:08am MST

This month we have the amazing Denver comedian, Stephanie McHugh (Nick@Night Funniest Mom in America). Stephanie has been a long time listener and we are so stoked to finally get her on the pod. We get right into it, talking about everything from the sad places where comedy starts to the miscommunication in love languages! Stephanie is one part producer of Mental-Pause and a regular down at Comedy Works. You can buy tickets for her next show on April 25th HERE. Follow Stephanie on twitter @stephaneeMcHugh. Enjoy, Babies!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:23pm MST

FRESH HEARTBREAK, FRESH OFF THE EMPTY GRILL, EGF TEAM! Come and get it! BEFORE IT HEALS!!! This week's episode is just as juicy as it is tender, in EVERY definition of those words. Christie hopped on a jet-plane and B-lined it to her long, lost, and ONLY true love, Haley (OF COURSE), and they swiftly swept up the unassuming & wonderfully hilarious L.A.-based comedian, Richard Bain, into their scary EGF white van, and took him to Haley's make-shift podcastuary to PODCAST IRL WITH HIS FRESH HEARTACHE TOTALLY EXPOSED right outside of his very manly CHEST. He was, to be frank, an absolute delight. And a pandora's box of lovely honesty. He no-holds-barred in letting us into his tumultuous (and sexy) love journey, and we'll forever be grateful for that. TAKE THIS SWEET, FANTASTIC, FUNNY-as-F*CK MAN INTO YOUR LOVING ARMS! And follow his comedy while you're at it! It's truly a transformative experience -- Twitter & instagram: @DickBain  We love you. We're sorry we're not sorry, so deal with it. XOXOXOXOXO

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:10pm MST

We had the wonderful, charming, sweetheart that's quite well known at Comedy Works, particularly from the New Talent night which he runs weekly and, of course, his own hilarious stand-up comedy, which he performs there & throughout Colorado regularly. He resists the title "gate-keeper" to comedy works, but he's a humble gentleman & we had a downright lovely time getting to explore his heart. Listen up to one of the wisest Empty Guests we've had on the pod yet! It's never too late to get in too deep!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:10pm MST

Episode 91: Randy M. Washington

This very special episode features not only a true gentleman & incredible musician, but a genuinely SEXY Cherub Baby Body Boi, Empty GF's & BF's. We bring you the Los Angeles-based badass of pxlman (@pxlman), the lead singer of the Munich (or Berlin)-based & beloved band, Total Ghost and a frequent guest at the show Everybody's Great at the Hollywood Improv, originally via Denver, RANDY M. WASHINGTON! The Empty Galpals have been good friends with Randy for a long time back in their Colorado stomping grounds, but as you know, the details get far deeper during the slumber party dream/nightmare that is Empty Girlfriend (AND IT WAS DOPE!) Randy is a sweet angel and a rare gentleman in a dwindling world of rare gents. LEARN LOVE FROM HIM & LISTEN TO HIS WONDERFUL MUSIC! Please. Goddamnit! https://soundcloud.com/pxlman <3 xoxo

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:46pm MST

We, the Empty Girlfriends, always develop a li'l crush on every single one of our guests <3 and ADMITTEDLY, we do try to RESIST (to remain EMPTY gf's 4 life) but SOME of our guests get right to the center of our heart strings, and say HELLO "Love is real. DUH!" This just so happened with our wonderful guest, L.A. based Comedian, Fellow Podcaster (Me & Paranormal You), 100% sweetheart-weirdo RYAN SINGER. The giggle-count is deadly on this episode team, and the vulnerability is at full-thrusters. Buckle yo seat-belts & hold on to yo butts (unless u nasty, that is) WE LOVE YOU! ALWAYS! Follow Ryan <3 Twitter & instagram: @RySing SEE HIM & BUY HIS ALBUMS TOOOO <3 ryansingercomedy.com XOXO

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:40pm MST

Episode 89: William Montgomery

This week we have Memphis born, Denver comedian William Montgomery. William brings his insanity to the Empty Girlfriend podcast in the most delightful way. This week we discuss the dangers of porn, we find one positive to dating another comic, and we discuss the intense pains of being "ghosted" on. Finally, through all his banter William imparts some of the best advice the Empty Girlfriends have ever heard. Follow William on facebook and check out his show Talk Showdown at Voodoo Comedy Playhouse. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:06am MST

This is the re-release no one wanted. We are so grateful for this amazing conversation with the wonderful Heather Snow. Please enjoy her comedy and her amazingly strong spirit.

 

Original Description: We are VERY excited to bring to you the lovely voice of one of Empty Girlfriend's & Denver's strongest & most beautiful friends and dearest comedians, Heather Snow! Heather had a helluva year starting a brand new relationship while also getting the news broken to her that she had Leukemia. We've been following Heather closely & adamantly supporting her #fuckcancer updates on facebook, and this week we listened in awe as she described undergoing intensive chemo treatment while ALSO maintaining a brand new relationship (holy CRAP what a BADASS) So join Christie, Haley and the incredible Miss Snow for a delightful episode and help us laugh in cancer's stupid face. Follow Heather on Twitter & instagram @sixfeetofsnow

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:03am MST

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