Empty Girlfriend

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have Denver comedy dark-horse Greg Baumhauer. This week we talk about when to tell a friend their significant other is cheating, and we tackle the ever important issue of dick size. We also talk to Greg about how he will always haunt The Squire Open Mic and more importantly why The Squire will always haunt him. Check out Greg all over town and on twitter @GBaumhauer. Enjoy!

Direct download: GregBaumhauerFinal_Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:56pm MST

In the episode of Empty Girlfriend we have Denver raised, LA made comedian Justine Marino. While our guest is often on the road opening up for big names all over the country she was able to stop in and a little about how to catch a man of our very own. We also give you E-gfers out there a few tips on how to make your threesome a two-some if your just bad a sharing. Check out Justine's upcoming shows on her website www.justinemarino.com and follow her on twitter @Justinemachine. Enjoy!

Direct download: JustineMarinoFinal_Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:41pm MST

In perhaps our favorite episode thus far we bring you Denver comedian and lead singer of your favorite band in tenth grade, Ben Roy! Recently, Ben has been talking about the lack of monogomy within his marriage onstage and we are excited to get him into podcastuary to learn more. Ben opens up about his 'sexually adventurous" marriage and we were fascinated to learn its not as crazy as we imagined and perhaps dare we say a lot more normal and healthy?? We also get to hear a little from his band SPELLS and some comedy from Ben Roy up top. Strap in, E-Gfer's, this is a good one!

Find Ben Roy at http://www.benroyyellsalot.com, on twitter @benroy00 and http://spellsrules.bandcamp.com and at his monthly show Grawlix at the Bug Theater in Denver, Colorado.

Direct download: BenRoyFinal_Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:05pm MST

This week Empty Girlfriend has the wonderful Denver Comedian (and perhaps the least Emptiest guest yet) Norah Lynch! We had a lovely time talking about being lady comics, what to expect going into marriage and not giving a shit as you get older. Thanks for listening! Enjoy!

Direct download: NoraLynchFinal_Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:31pm MST

We have a very special trick or treat for you guys this week. We have invited two members of another Denver podcast Werewolf Radar to the podcastuary to tackle the tough questions about paranormal romance. The boys of spooky-town Jordan Doll and Nate Balding help us determine if ghosts can love and have sex, what the most romantic Halloween song is, AND we bring you a special edition paranormal obscure sexual fantasy segment! Check out the other episodes of Werewolf Radar at http://werewolfradar.com/. Enjoy!

Direct download: WREGFinal_Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:09am MST

Whoa E-gfer's! Strap in this is a good one. We have one of Denver's best singer/songwriter/musician/human's Mike Marchant on this episode. We cover all important stuff: how to be a good wing-person, how to lose your virginity like an idiot, how to give someone your phone number while at work, and we consult with Mike to see just how laid having cancer gets you. Check out Mike's music at polihigh.bandcamp.com, http://mikemarchant.bandcamp.com/, or on facebook at   https://www.facebook.com/mikemarchantmusic. Enjoy! 

Direct download: MikeMarchantFinal.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:06am MST

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have ukulele extraordinaire Harper Phillips! She is as talented and she is sweet and pretty and we dive into her creative process of love song making. We also help random people on the internet write a love song of their very own, and discuss the spiritual animalship of the dolphin, because...why not? Enjoy the sweet Harper Phillips and check her out on sound cloud!

Direct download: JaneyHarperPhillips_Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:11pm MST

On this weeks episode of Empty Girlfriend we have the comedian with the biggest heart in Denver (figuratively and literally) Sam Tallent. Sam let's us in on some inexpensive date secrets, and how to love big and fearlessly. Not like Buchs. You can see Sam all over Denver and every Wednesday at the Deer Pile at his show he runs with The Fine Gentleman's Club called Too Much Fun. We've always learned from Sam that you can't have too much fun, turns out, you can also never have to much love. Enjoy!

Direct download: SamTallentFinal_Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:10pm MST

On this week's episode we have Denver comedian, Stephen Agyei! We quickly get into the heavy hitting issues such as linguine legs, where the white women at and, of course, Doo-Doo Pussy. You can find him performing regularly at Comedy Works, as well as all over Denver & around the country. Find him on Twitter at @StephenAgyei

Direct download: AgaeiFINAL_Mixdown_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:18pm MST

On this weeks episode we have Ben Kronberg! The Denver beardsman and LA comedian who has ben featured on Last Comic Standing and Late Night with Seth Meyers joins us to talk about his recent break-up and the impact of social media on relationships. We also have a special guest Mertilda give us the low-down on how to make a love spell on a budget. Check out Ben on twitter @benkronberg as well as his new web series Burning Bridges. Grazi!

Direct download: KronberFinal_Mixdown_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:32am MST