Empty Girlfriend

We had the wonderful, charming, sweetheart that's quite well known at Comedy Works, particularly from the New Talent night which he runs weekly and, of course, his own hilarious stand-up comedy, which he performs there & throughout Colorado regularly. He resists the title "gate-keeper" to comedy works, but he's a humble gentleman & we had a downright lovely time getting to explore his heart. Listen up to one of the wisest Empty Guests we've had on the pod yet! It's never too late to get in too deep!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:10pm MDT

Episode 91: Randy M. Washington

This very special episode features not only a true gentleman & incredible musician, but a genuinely SEXY Cherub Baby Body Boi, Empty GF's & BF's. We bring you the Los Angeles-based badass of pxlman (@pxlman), the lead singer of the Munich (or Berlin)-based & beloved band, Total Ghost and a frequent guest at the show Everybody's Great at the Hollywood Improv, originally via Denver, RANDY M. WASHINGTON! The Empty Galpals have been good friends with Randy for a long time back in their Colorado stomping grounds, but as you know, the details get far deeper during the slumber party dream/nightmare that is Empty Girlfriend (AND IT WAS DOPE!) Randy is a sweet angel and a rare gentleman in a dwindling world of rare gents. LEARN LOVE FROM HIM & LISTEN TO HIS WONDERFUL MUSIC! Please. Goddamnit! https://soundcloud.com/pxlman <3 xoxo

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:46pm MDT

We, the Empty Girlfriends, always develop a li'l crush on every single one of our guests <3 and ADMITTEDLY, we do try to RESIST (to remain EMPTY gf's 4 life) but SOME of our guests get right to the center of our heart strings, and say HELLO "Love is real. DUH!" This just so happened with our wonderful guest, L.A. based Comedian, Fellow Podcaster (Me & Paranormal You), 100% sweetheart-weirdo RYAN SINGER. The giggle-count is deadly on this episode team, and the vulnerability is at full-thrusters. Buckle yo seat-belts & hold on to yo butts (unless u nasty, that is) WE LOVE YOU! ALWAYS! Follow Ryan <3 Twitter & instagram: @RySing SEE HIM & BUY HIS ALBUMS TOOOO <3 ryansingercomedy.com XOXO

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:40pm MDT

Episode 89: William Montgomery

This week we have Memphis born, Denver comedian William Montgomery. William brings his insanity to the Empty Girlfriend podcast in the most delightful way. This week we discuss the dangers of porn, we find one positive to dating another comic, and we discuss the intense pains of being "ghosted" on. Finally, through all his banter William imparts some of the best advice the Empty Girlfriends have ever heard. Follow William on facebook and check out his show Talk Showdown at Voodoo Comedy Playhouse. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:06am MDT

This is the re-release no one wanted. We are so grateful for this amazing conversation with the wonderful Heather Snow. Please enjoy her comedy and her amazingly strong spirit.

 

Original Description: We are VERY excited to bring to you the lovely voice of one of Empty Girlfriend's & Denver's strongest & most beautiful friends and dearest comedians, Heather Snow! Heather had a helluva year starting a brand new relationship while also getting the news broken to her that she had Leukemia. We've been following Heather closely & adamantly supporting her #fuckcancer updates on facebook, and this week we listened in awe as she described undergoing intensive chemo treatment while ALSO maintaining a brand new relationship (holy CRAP what a BADASS) So join Christie, Haley and the incredible Miss Snow for a delightful episode and help us laugh in cancer's stupid face. Follow Heather on Twitter & instagram @sixfeetofsnow

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:03am MDT

Your Empty Galpals are delivering a legit treat to you ear-buds, your mind's eye & your heart's aorta, this week Los Angeles comedian Erin Lampart is here to bring your weary li'l hearts some Christmas Cheer & heap loads o' ooey gooey love advice. Erin started with a 5 year relationship then weaned her way to 3 and almost got eaten my empty void of the often loveless Los Angeles dating scene for 6 years -- only to come out TRIUMPHANT with "the one"<3 She fucking did it. She's the definition of joy & her presence is overwhelmingly hopeful and full of life. Enjoy this gift! THERE NO WAY YOU CAN'T IF YOU JUST GIVE *CHRISTMAS A CHANCE! And by *Christmas, we mean the Love Light of Lampart (which may in fact be BETTER than Christmas *oh shit!*) We love you. You're gonna love Erin. Follow her on Twitter & instagram at @ThatsSoLampy and if you're in L.A. catch her weekly show 'Sauce' at DeSano Pizza for a goddamn dope-ass show. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:37pm MDT

Haley (EG Mommy) & Christie (EG Daddy) sometimes have difficulty finding the time to Podcast together in the midst of killing both the Denver & Los Angeles comedy scenes, so this week Mommy hosts solo with our guest. Haley managed to grab the self-proclaimed "King of Open Mics & the Aquatics section of the Petco on Hollywood & Western" DARRELL DIBLER again to talk one-on-one about finding love despite the dangers of flirting and pregnancy, how to express subtle love-confessions over the internet, and Darrell gives Haley a real come-to-Jesus moment with his own rendition of the Empty Girlfriend Podcast SANS HALEY. Enjoy the endless weirdness that is Darrell Dibler & please do get a head-start on getting your restraining order if you see him loitering around your neighborhood a little too often. Follow him on Twitter at @diblerdarrell, feel free to add him on Facebook, and he always loves a personal e-mail check-in or b-day party invite via e-mail at darrelldibler@aol.com <3 Much love to you Empty Gals & Guys & Everything in-between.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:37pm MDT

This week on Empty Girlfriend we have an extra special import from the south comedian, Mike Hawkburns, to melt your hearts with his southern drawl. On this episode we talk about what it means to be Memphis as fuck, we talk about moving to another state for a relationship, and we talk about breaking up in the midst of a comedy festival. Due to tech diffies Haley shows up in the middle to put the cherry on top of a pretty sweet episode. Follow Mike on social media @mrmikehawkburns. This episode will make you catch feels and set your loins ablaze. Enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:01pm MDT

This week we have the loveliest of the lovelies & the feistiest of feisty, hilarious Denver comedian RACHEL WEEKS! We get down & nasty about what to do in the work place when sexual harassment starts showing it's gross head, how to inform those who aren't fully aware of Feminism as an important reality, and we ease into letting your true love walk into your life with ease. Rachel is becoming big real fast in the comedy world so be sure to follow her on Twitter & instagram at @rachelgweeks and catch her incredible comedy with the Pussy Bros. comedy shows in Denver and throughout the Colorado comedy scene (and beyond) Stay strong & keep loving EGF'fers. We love you so much.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:06pm MDT

This week we bring you another compilation of our favorite segment Obscure Sexual Fantasies with some of our favorite past guests! This episode features an OSF from Justine Marino (@JustineMachine), Greg Baumhauer (@GBaumhauer), Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald, Amber Tozer (@ambertozer) check out her new book Sober Stick Figure here, and Adrian Mesa (@mesadilla)! If you haven't listened to EG before this is a great place to start! Be careful, might be too sexy.

 


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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:18am MDT