Empty Girlfriend

WE'RE BAAACK and the Empty Girlfriends (me & Christie Buchele) bring you the SEXY, INSPIRING, F-ING LOVELY comedy producer of Broke LA, and true Queen B of our EGF guests, Chelsea Quinn! Chelsea gets down & dirty explaining what a "break-over/make-over" is, how she found comedy through her love-life, the path of deciding to stick around long after she lost that loving feeling, and how Queen B(eyonce) guided her through her last & longest break-up with her BEYOND PHENOMENAL visual album, 'Lemonade'. Please check out Chelsea on Twitter at @chelofthesea (she's a twitter personality, trust us) as well as instagram, same handle. Stay posted on all her upcoming projects and enjoy this episode, EG-fers! We're in LOVE with you! <3 <3 <3

Direct download: EGFQuinn_final.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:08am MST

This month we have the amazing Denver comedian, Stephanie McHugh (Nick@Night Funniest Mom in America). Stephanie has been a long time listener and we are so stoked to finally get her on the pod. We get right into it, talking about everything from the sad places where comedy starts to the miscommunication in love languages! Stephanie is one part producer of Mental-Pause and a regular down at Comedy Works. You can buy tickets for her next show on April 25th HERE. Follow Stephanie on twitter @stephaneeMcHugh. Enjoy, Babies!

Direct download: StephanieMcHughFinal_Mixdown_1.output.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:23pm MST

FRESH HEARTBREAK, FRESH OFF THE EMPTY GRILL, EGF TEAM! Come and get it! BEFORE IT HEALS!!! This week's episode is just as juicy as it is tender, in EVERY definition of those words. Christie hopped on a jet-plane and B-lined it to her long, lost, and ONLY true love, Haley (OF COURSE), and they swiftly swept up the unassuming & wonderfully hilarious L.A.-based comedian, Richard Bain, into their scary EGF white van, and took him to Haley's make-shift podcastuary to PODCAST IRL WITH HIS FRESH HEARTACHE TOTALLY EXPOSED right outside of his very manly CHEST. He was, to be frank, an absolute delight. And a pandora's box of lovely honesty. He no-holds-barred in letting us into his tumultuous (and sexy) love journey, and we'll forever be grateful for that. TAKE THIS SWEET, FANTASTIC, FUNNY-as-F*CK MAN INTO YOUR LOVING ARMS! And follow his comedy while you're at it! It's truly a transformative experience -- Twitter & instagram: @DickBain  We love you. We're sorry we're not sorry, so deal with it. XOXOXOXOXO

Direct download: EGF_Bain_Pt1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:10pm MST

We had the wonderful, charming, sweetheart that's quite well known at Comedy Works, particularly from the New Talent night which he runs weekly and, of course, his own hilarious stand-up comedy, which he performs there & throughout Colorado regularly. He resists the title "gate-keeper" to comedy works, but he's a humble gentleman & we had a downright lovely time getting to explore his heart. Listen up to one of the wisest Empty Guests we've had on the pod yet! It's never too late to get in too deep!!

Direct download: Deacon_Mixdown_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:10pm MST

Episode 91: Randy M. Washington

This very special episode features not only a true gentleman & incredible musician, but a genuinely SEXY Cherub Baby Body Boi, Empty GF's & BF's. We bring you the Los Angeles-based badass of pxlman (@pxlman), the lead singer of the Munich (or Berlin)-based & beloved band, Total Ghost and a frequent guest at the show Everybody's Great at the Hollywood Improv, originally via Denver, RANDY M. WASHINGTON! The Empty Galpals have been good friends with Randy for a long time back in their Colorado stomping grounds, but as you know, the details get far deeper during the slumber party dream/nightmare that is Empty Girlfriend (AND IT WAS DOPE!) Randy is a sweet angel and a rare gentleman in a dwindling world of rare gents. LEARN LOVE FROM HIM & LISTEN TO HIS WONDERFUL MUSIC! Please. Goddamnit! https://soundcloud.com/pxlman <3 xoxo

Direct download: Randy_Washington.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:46pm MST

We, the Empty Girlfriends, always develop a li'l crush on every single one of our guests <3 and ADMITTEDLY, we do try to RESIST (to remain EMPTY gf's 4 life) but SOME of our guests get right to the center of our heart strings, and say HELLO "Love is real. DUH!" This just so happened with our wonderful guest, L.A. based Comedian, Fellow Podcaster (Me & Paranormal You), 100% sweetheart-weirdo RYAN SINGER. The giggle-count is deadly on this episode team, and the vulnerability is at full-thrusters. Buckle yo seat-belts & hold on to yo butts (unless u nasty, that is) WE LOVE YOU! ALWAYS! Follow Ryan <3 Twitter & instagram: @RySing SEE HIM & BUY HIS ALBUMS TOOOO <3 ryansingercomedy.com XOXO

Direct download: EGSinger.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:40pm MST

Episode 89: William Montgomery

This week we have Memphis born, Denver comedian William Montgomery. William brings his insanity to the Empty Girlfriend podcast in the most delightful way. This week we discuss the dangers of porn, we find one positive to dating another comic, and we discuss the intense pains of being "ghosted" on. Finally, through all his banter William imparts some of the best advice the Empty Girlfriends have ever heard. Follow William on facebook and check out his show Talk Showdown at Voodoo Comedy Playhouse. Enjoy!

Direct download: MontgomeryFinal_Mixdown_1.output.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:06am MST

This is the re-release no one wanted. We are so grateful for this amazing conversation with the wonderful Heather Snow. Please enjoy her comedy and her amazingly strong spirit.

 

Original Description: We are VERY excited to bring to you the lovely voice of one of Empty Girlfriend's & Denver's strongest & most beautiful friends and dearest comedians, Heather Snow! Heather had a helluva year starting a brand new relationship while also getting the news broken to her that she had Leukemia. We've been following Heather closely & adamantly supporting her #fuckcancer updates on facebook, and this week we listened in awe as she described undergoing intensive chemo treatment while ALSO maintaining a brand new relationship (holy CRAP what a BADASS) So join Christie, Haley and the incredible Miss Snow for a delightful episode and help us laugh in cancer's stupid face. Follow Heather on Twitter & instagram @sixfeetofsnow

Direct download: SnowReRelease_Mixdown_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:03am MST

Your Empty Galpals are delivering a legit treat to you ear-buds, your mind's eye & your heart's aorta, this week Los Angeles comedian Erin Lampart is here to bring your weary li'l hearts some Christmas Cheer & heap loads o' ooey gooey love advice. Erin started with a 5 year relationship then weaned her way to 3 and almost got eaten my empty void of the often loveless Los Angeles dating scene for 6 years -- only to come out TRIUMPHANT with "the one"<3 She fucking did it. She's the definition of joy & her presence is overwhelmingly hopeful and full of life. Enjoy this gift! THERE NO WAY YOU CAN'T IF YOU JUST GIVE *CHRISTMAS A CHANCE! And by *Christmas, we mean the Love Light of Lampart (which may in fact be BETTER than Christmas *oh shit!*) We love you. You're gonna love Erin. Follow her on Twitter & instagram at @ThatsSoLampy and if you're in L.A. catch her weekly show 'Sauce' at DeSano Pizza for a goddamn dope-ass show. 

Direct download: EG_ErinLampy_v1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:37pm MST

Haley (EG Mommy) & Christie (EG Daddy) sometimes have difficulty finding the time to Podcast together in the midst of killing both the Denver & Los Angeles comedy scenes, so this week Mommy hosts solo with our guest. Haley managed to grab the self-proclaimed "King of Open Mics & the Aquatics section of the Petco on Hollywood & Western" DARRELL DIBLER again to talk one-on-one about finding love despite the dangers of flirting and pregnancy, how to express subtle love-confessions over the internet, and Darrell gives Haley a real come-to-Jesus moment with his own rendition of the Empty Girlfriend Podcast SANS HALEY. Enjoy the endless weirdness that is Darrell Dibler & please do get a head-start on getting your restraining order if you see him loitering around your neighborhood a little too often. Follow him on Twitter at @diblerdarrell, feel free to add him on Facebook, and he always loves a personal e-mail check-in or b-day party invite via e-mail at darrelldibler@aol.com <3 Much love to you Empty Gals & Guys & Everything in-between.

Direct download: EGFDarrellDiblerpt2_FINAL.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:37pm MST